What are some funny jokes or stories about the diplocaulus? Funny diplocaulus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I named mine Scoot.
I love Scoot :>
In my admin server, I summon them and feed them... To my carnivore Dinos who are on aggressive. Sorry 😐
Dipo: nana you can't get me
Kapro:your fast
Dipo:Oh no land
Kapro: you slow on land
Dipo: ahhhhhhhhhh
Dipo was killed By kapro
Kapro: yum yum
Kapro:BURP!!!!!!
Why the hecc is this dorito head so hard to find on mobile. It like RARE DORITO (1 up. Button = more chance of me geting dorito head)
Idk how to tame this thing I’v never seen this thing and on ark I live in a swamp and I play ark on PS4 so .HOW DO YOU FIND THIS THING!
The product of when u and your cousin have a kid.😏
You know what every time! I try to take a diplocaulus when I get prime it despawns like right now but it some how tamed I was like whaaaaa
It is a stoopid salamander with hair
Ew no, no get out of here don’t like it
Its head Looks like cyan's, wait i think she is hybrid of one diplocaulas...
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I just realized the moment I tamed it on mobile, ITS USELESSS, it’s not only hard to find but you can’t even ride it! I mean like why that?
Sucks on private for air
Me: mmm delicious!!
Diplo: HALP MEH!!
It is dumb that they don’t show location of the creatures.
My brother was approaching a one and then a dang dilophisaur killed it I now kill any dilophisaur I see!!!!!
I went to tame one and it just disappeared instantly
How to pronounce it (I think): DIP-LO-CAUL-US
There, now you know as much as I do.
Congratulations to anyone who tames one of these, they are the most useless creature on the Island, you can’t ride it, it lays no egg for kibble and has low damage melee lol
Boomerang. I want this to be the most downvoted thing on here
Make it wiggle wiggle jiggle jiggle when it see’s you