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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the desert titan? Funny desert titan jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 458 · Answer 1 · 2018-11-11T14:34:38+00:00

Everyone! Calm down! It’s just a Majestic Sea Pancake called Flap Flap, who left the ocean

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2022-01-19T05:37:11+00:00

Are the flocks just it's babies?!

score 353 · Answer 3 · 2018-11-20T19:06:45+00:00

Be lookin like it’s from subnautica, yet it lives in a desert

score 104 · Answer 4 · 2020-12-03T02:32:04+00:00

There are 3 Titans

Godzilla on steiroids

Groot on steroids

And steroids on steroids

score 274 · Answer 5 · 2018-11-12T21:19:34+00:00

If you see a red dot on your map with desert Titan under it, it means your server is about to be wiped.

score 210 · Answer 6 · 2018-11-20T00:21:28+00:00

Haven’t played this game in a few months...

WHAT THE F*CK ARE ALL THESE CREATURES

score 111 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-10T23:38:26+00:00

In America u eat pancake in Russia pancake eat YOUUUUU

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2022-01-04T20:08:22+00:00

I think manta discovered what steroids are. Diary log day 165:Wait is that manta? Wait why is it flying at me? Wait what guys SEND HELP.

-KingButter

score 165 · Answer 9 · 2018-11-15T02:30:41+00:00

The Ocean titan is here wait what do you say... ohhhhhh it’s a desert titan but it looks like a manta let’s just say the ocean of ark dried up and this beast learned to fly I believe I can fly(Shoot er down)

score 62 · Answer 10 · 2020-11-08T21:56:49+00:00

Flappity floppity get the hell off my property

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2021-12-06T11:33:19+00:00

There are three titans

Godzilla on steroids

Groot on steroids

Steroids on steroids

score 78 · Answer 12 · 2020-03-16T02:57:45+00:00

When the ocean dried up

They learned to fly

They risked the lives of their family

All for life in few

But they all good now, just have super bad infections on them

score 133 · Answer 13 · 2018-11-10T13:43:11+00:00

This thing is too ugly and ‘fishy’ to be a desert titan.

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2022-01-04T18:36:46+00:00

Whoever said

Wow Nemo's teacher can fly?!

Ur a genius I pissed myself

score 119 · Answer 15 · 2018-11-16T14:04:55+00:00

Looks like a realistic pokemon .....

Seems legit

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2021-12-06T05:27:10+00:00

I can’t tell what I’m looking at

score 80 · Answer 17 · 2018-12-09T00:38:18+00:00

Flying manta in the desert makes sense

score 79 · Answer 18 · 2018-11-07T05:09:46+00:00

Straight nightmare fuel! Looks like a lovecraftian monster

score 75 · Answer 19 · 2018-11-07T22:05:57+00:00

It is a desert titan yet it flys..... make since to me

score 75 · Answer 20 · 2018-11-07T22:05:57+00:00

It is a desert titan yet it flys..... make since to me