How to tame a titan:

Step one: piss your pants

Step two: grab a mek

Step three: shoot the glowy thingnies

Step four: piss your pants some more

Step five: destroy all of the glowing orbs until it falls down.

Step six: click tame kaiju

Boom you have a titan

Everyone! Calm down! It’s just a Majestic Sea Pancake called Flap Flap, who left the ocean

Be lookin like it’s from subnautica, yet it lives in a desert

Real men tame with slingshot

-Jon

There are 3 Titans

Godzilla on steiroids

Groot on steroids

And steroids on steroids

If you see a red dot on your map with desert Titan under it, it means your server is about to be wiped.

In America u eat pancake in Russia pancake eat YOUUUUU

The Ocean titan is here wait what do you say... ohhhhhh it’s a desert titan but it looks like a manta let’s just say the ocean of ark dried up and this beast learned to fly I believe I can fly(Shoot er down)

Flappity floppity get the hell off my property

When the ocean dried up

They learned to fly

They risked the lives of their family

All for life in few

But they all good now, just have super bad infections on them