Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the defense unit? Funny defense unit jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2026-07-13T04:31:22+00:00

Defence nah more like offence

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2026-07-13T04:17:05+00:00

Wtf who got Elon musk here why is there robots is ARK!?!?!😔

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2026-06-28T21:53:04+00:00

First it’s Dino’s, like intended. Then annoying bugs. Then weird abominations. Then that some how that turned into mini bosses. After that, was normal creatures, and everyone’s relieved. Then after that come rip offs of Star Wars. Then the fans start chanting the intros of every episode of Star Wars in the jar jar Binx voice. What next?

— plastic bag

score 364 · Answer 4 · 2017-09-01T16:18:52+00:00

Pretty sure there is a copyright vialation there somewhere. Not quite sure where?

score 351 · Answer 5 · 2017-09-01T13:10:30+00:00

You better have the force on your side when fighting one of these

score 336 · Answer 6 · 2017-11-17T23:44:00+00:00

But I thought all the droids shut down after Episode 3?

score 185 · Answer 7 · 2020-04-17T00:47:42+00:00

Nute Gunray’s favorite ark creature. Star Wars fans will get what I mean.

score 228 · Answer 8 · 2018-01-24T06:03:31+00:00

BOOTLEG DROIDEKA'S, ROLL OUT!!!

score 109 · Answer 9 · 2020-12-24T01:32:32+00:00

Me: 🤔... what if

Me: Hey Siri take out the trash.

*siri transforms*

Me: HOLLY HELL SIRI REVERSE REVERSE !!!!!!

score 158 · Answer 10 · 2017-09-03T20:35:11+00:00

Weesa warriors.

Gungangs not dieing without a fight.

score 142 · Answer 11 · 2018-01-13T00:39:32+00:00

These are not the droids you are looking for...

score 111 · Answer 12 · 2017-12-11T02:58:01+00:00

Star Wars in ark fantastic.we did not need a droideka

score 100 · Answer 13 · 2018-01-06T11:43:20+00:00

The moment you realise ark is in space not the prehistoric times

score 56 · Answer 14 · 2020-07-15T21:20:13+00:00

To whoever said there not forcetameable it’s a lie

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2026-04-03T01:20:43+00:00

They're so picky they won't even eat forcetame.

score 42 · Answer 16 · 2020-12-29T20:58:24+00:00

It's a droidika from star wars🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

score 47 · Answer 17 · 2019-12-14T12:42:14+00:00

Unit: ahhh a lovely new day to kill a enforcer... or player/tame...

Player: RUN MY BABY REX, RUN

Baby rex: I'm not a baby I'm 99precent grown!

And now im a adult rex... *kills unit that killed a enforcer that killed the rex's imprinter that killed a dodo* my imprinter...|

score 39 · Answer 18 · 2020-11-18T20:34:52+00:00

Basically a droidika but more shiney

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2026-05-14T02:16:26+00:00

Its look like droideka but with out sheld

score 32 · Answer 20 · 2021-08-03T16:20:22+00:00

None shall live against this to tell of copyright violation