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Unit: ahhh a lovely new day to kill a enforcer... or player/tame... Player:…

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Unit: ahhh a lovely new day to kill a enforcer... or player/tame...

Player: RUN MY BABY REX, RUN

Baby rex: I'm not a baby I'm 99precent grown!

And now im a adult rex... *kills unit that killed a enforcer that killed the rex's imprinter that killed a dodo* my imprinter...|

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Pretty sure there is a copyright vialation there somewhere. Not quite sure where?

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You better have the force on your side when fighting one of these

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But I thought all the droids shut down after Episode 3?

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Nute Gunray’s favorite ark creature. Star Wars fans will get what I mean.

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BOOTLEG DROIDEKA'S, ROLL OUT!!!

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Me: 🤔... what if

Me: Hey Siri take out the trash.

*siri transforms*

Me: HOLLY HELL SIRI REVERSE REVERSE !!!!!!

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Weesa warriors.

Gungangs not dieing without a fight.

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These are not the droids you are looking for...

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Holy, no one told me Ark collaborated with Star Wars!

…wait, they didn’t?

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Star Wars in ark fantastic.we did not need a droideka

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