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First it’s Dino’s, like intended. Then annoying bugs. Then weird abominations. Then that some how that turned into mini bosses. After that, was normal creatures, and everyone’s relieved. Then after that come rip offs of Star Wars. Then the fans start chanting the intros of every episode of Star Wars in the jar jar Binx voice. What next?

— plastic bag

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Defence nah more like offence

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Wtf who got Elon musk here why is there robots is ARK!?!?!😔

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Pretty sure there is a copyright vialation there somewhere. Not quite sure where?

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You better have the force on your side when fighting one of these

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But I thought all the droids shut down after Episode 3?

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Nute Gunray’s favorite ark creature. Star Wars fans will get what I mean.

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BOOTLEG DROIDEKA'S, ROLL OUT!!!

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Me: 🤔... what if

Me: Hey Siri take out the trash.

*siri transforms*

Me: HOLLY HELL SIRI REVERSE REVERSE !!!!!!

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Weesa warriors.

Gungangs not dieing without a fight.

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