What are some funny jokes or stories about the daeodon? Funny daeodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
I need healing
Heros never die
New movie
BACON STRIKES BACK
A VIOLENT MOVIE FULL OF DEATH AND HEALING PIGS
In theatres
Every time I see this thing I think of AKUMA MATATA
I just got one yesterday and I swear to high heaven, he eats more than my two Rex's. I stuff him full of raw, wander to get an egg and come back and it's almost gone. Baconseed is one hungry piggy
He heals you then eats you that is all you need to know
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly
He make you a bedtime snacc
When Peppa finds crack:
IM PEPPA
These things in the wild be like… “HE CALLED ME… MR. PIG. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Bru while I was getting crystal in a cave these guys ran up to me and almost killed me lmfao
Greedy bastrd how much more do you want
Hello pumba how’s timone and simba?
Heal me great pig of power
Give 50 stacks of meat go on the server tomorrow To find it starved
Clash Royale hog rider... all you need is a sledgehammer!
ark should add the sledgehammer to knock out opponents!
If I type in pig this comes up.
This is the fattest dino I have tamed. I gave it two 7 stacks of meat. 2 minutesater half of it was done😰. Pretty strong though
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CHONK! Helpful tip should have more crap
Whenever I see one of these I think of my pig (irl) spoty
Ark: ok sooo i got an idea
Worker: ok,
Ark: lets make a pig thats easy to get on PC, but pain to get on mobile
Worker: why?
Ark: to prove that pc people are cooler
Worker: ok-
Me: i object to that.
Ark: this is the 27th floor…..
Pretty good baby slayers. would recommend 10/10