Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the daeodon? Funny daeodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2023-06-08T23:15:36+00:00

In pixark it is purple and pink

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2023-06-08T23:14:35+00:00

He heals you then eats you that is all you need to know

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2023-06-08T23:00:05+00:00

This guy sings Hakuna Matata with a saber and otter

score 2369 · Answer 4 · 2017-05-08T13:10:52+00:00

This here hog can "clear the savanna after every meal", it will however, be quite a large meal indeed. Also breed them so when you have a baby you can scream "WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG!"

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2023-06-06T01:23:38+00:00

Instead of a blt it a dlt XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2023-06-06T01:29:18+00:00

We need hyenas in ARK ok people

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2023-06-06T01:26:33+00:00

He protecc

He atacc

But most importantly

He make you a bedtime snacc

score 588 · Answer 8 · 2017-05-06T09:42:48+00:00

Some say the daedon is just naturally aggressive, but the truth is he can see in our eyes that we want hell bacon

score 475 · Answer 9 · 2017-07-05T21:29:46+00:00

When u tame this here hog, pick up a hatchet and yell HOG RIDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! (Anyone get the supercell joke?)

score 480 · Answer 10 · 2017-05-06T06:45:32+00:00

Mate it with a phiomia to have a dino that craps out health brews XD

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2023-05-04T21:59:17+00:00

Nah who put these guys in the "quick and easy taming"💀💀💀

score 387 · Answer 12 · 2017-05-20T07:37:02+00:00

I REQUIRE HEALING

score 140 · Answer 13 · 2020-06-10T18:19:09+00:00

Tame a male daeodon, name it pumba, tame a jerboa, name it Timon (just pretend it’s a meerkat), tame a male and female saber-tooth, breed them, name the baby Simba, now you have re-created the lion king

score 124 · Answer 14 · 2020-07-30T03:47:10+00:00

So this is what Minecraft got the hoglins from 🤔🤔🤔🤔

score 257 · Answer 15 · 2017-05-06T22:41:00+00:00

Goes well with lettuce, tomato and mayo.

Personally I like wheat bread

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2023-04-15T17:54:47+00:00

Chris P. Bacon is actually Crispy bacon.

score 236 · Answer 17 · 2017-08-07T01:11:35+00:00

Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase.

score 124 · Answer 18 · 2020-02-07T16:49:18+00:00

Question if Daeodons literally translate into hell pig then is pumba from the new lion king a Daeodon I mean hue took down like 80 hyenas and seemed to have a crazy resistance to damage

score 224 · Answer 19 · 2017-05-21T20:36:41+00:00

I said I was unarmed and damn pigs still shot me.

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2023-04-19T01:12:37+00:00

If pain can be running on 4 legs