Dododex
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Dododex
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the daeodon? Funny daeodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Some say the daedon is just naturally aggressive, but the truth is he can see in our eyes that we want hell bacon
This thing is pretty much just a phiomia from hell.
Mate it with a phiomia to have a dino that craps out health brews XD
OP pig π. π they eat like pigs too
I named mine pumba
I named mine pumba
So this is what Minecraft got the hoglins from π€π€π€π€
Tame a male daeodon, name it pumba, tame a jerboa, name it Timon (just pretend itβs a meerkat), tame a male and female saber-tooth, breed them, name the baby Simba, now you have re-created the lion king
Itβs just a fat boar with out horns but has heals
Question if Daeodons literally translate into hell pig then is pumba from the new lion king a Daeodon I mean hue took down like 80 hyenas and seemed to have a crazy resistance to damage
When u tame this here hog, pick up a hatchet and yell HOG RIDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! (Anyone get the supercell joke?)
Most greedy thing ever. Needs dozens of stacks of meat to keep alive and multiple have already died of starvation. Itβs insane how much they eat. I named my new one Fat Piggy.
I REQUIRE HEALING
πΆItβs our problem freeeeee philosophyyyyyyy Hakuna MatataπΆ
I said I was unarmed and damn pigs still shot me.
Goes well with lettuce, tomato and mayo.
Personally I like wheat bread
Personally I like wheat bread
Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase.
I thought I could get bacon from it.
To it I was the bacon
To it I was the bacon
This mofo probably ate Timone
Noobs: ah a pig i need meat and hide imma go kill it with my weak spear
Daeodon: Let me introduce myself
Daeodon: Let me introduce myself
Me: Killing a Phiomia
Daeodon: AY YO WAT U DOING TOO MY BRO!?!?
Me: Oh hell nah
Daeodon: AY YO WAT U DOING TOO MY BRO!?!?
Me: Oh hell nah
EVERYONE HERE THINKS ITS PUMBA FROM LION KING