What are some funny jokes or stories about the daeodon? Funny daeodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
More than likely born in hell. Most definitely raised in the jungle.
Pepa decided to have a nice, big whiff of element…
If pain can be running on 4 legs
Ok so you are telling me that a fat dangerous hog could eat meat.
welp
Give us a hammer item or skin for two reasons
1. HOOOOOG RIIIIDDEEER
2. *communism noises*
Me: that pig looks fat
Daeodon : did he just call me fat did he just call ME fat
THEY CALL ME MISTER PIG
Me : dies instantly
Let’s just say as cuddly as they look...they don’t like being pet. I speak from experience.
Tame this a jeraboa and a Sabertooth prepare to hukuna a mata all night long
These things are the biggest big backs
The hell bacon goes O I N K
And I bring you mur...murder!!! Judis no...
remember pumbaa? this is him now
Hog hog hoghoghog hog hog hog hog hog hoghog
:NEXUS: hakuna matata what a wonderful phrase
hakuna matata, ain’t no passing craze
it means no worries for the rest of your days
it’s our problem free
philosophy, hakuna matata
A TIMON AND PUMBA ORIGINAL
Random Surviver: ok I have a Feeding trough for my animal that EAT ALOT😡!
Daeodon entered the chat: sup bro got any food in your trough?
stop HOGGING the rexes! we're trying to fight the broodmother
Ahhgghhh I need a medicccc (Dallas)
Do tell me this thing doesn’t belong in a dog park
Biggy piggy
Ko this thing n your sorted
“Hakuna matata”
—Daeodon “Ark emperor”