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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the crystal wyvern? Funny crystal wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2022-04-23T12:17:33+00:00

Found a 200 ember egg.Then i went back to base and Hatched It.Then i cryod it and the a fu**ing Pego and stole it. R.I.P 3 Hours of hatching it.

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2022-04-13T23:38:58+00:00

If you want to reach maximum awesomeness follow these steps

1.tame one

2.get parachute

3.get c4 bomb and c4 bomb denimataor

5.fly high

6.jump off release parachute and when you reach the ground plant bombs and explode them

Tip: have a friend to be the pilot

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2022-02-18T19:49:12+00:00

Tip: if u tame one of these and don't know we're to put it the best place ever is the top of the map

Tip#2: if u put them in cryocambers and someone brakes in ur house and throw the camber the wyvern becomes theirs

Hope this helped

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2021-11-19T22:18:42+00:00

I tame a little crystal wyvern but it got deleted

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2021-05-30T12:15:36+00:00

I’m an admin???????????????????

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2021-05-12T01:36:41+00:00

Lol all but one of these I’ve encountered is a female and I have no clue why. Doesn’t matter much but it’s kind of weird.

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2021-05-03T03:09:39+00:00

Yes, I shall name mine MOONLICKER!

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2021-03-10T01:38:44+00:00

Don’t punch them unless u want to die

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2021-02-17T13:18:11+00:00

Watch your back when trying to tame these because I tried to tame a lvl 145 and was going quick and easy but then a lvl 232 griffin came up behind me and killed me I hope the wyvern is still tame lie and alive.

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2021-01-28T12:00:19+00:00

Hiii! I can carry Carter wherever

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2020-12-17T20:59:30+00:00

In 3 years of playing, I uave never gotten wyvern milk on my own, until today, and I am now ashamed of myself

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2020-11-03T14:49:31+00:00

When you get your wyvern egg stolen, hello darkness my old freind

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2020-10-21T22:40:14+00:00

Who here thinks but the crystal wyverns

should not be breedable because they have a queen and the normal wyverns should be breedable because they have an alpha

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2020-10-12T10:37:42+00:00

The Crystal Lands

Chapter 21

After awhile of waiting, the eggs started to crack..

Haha just kidding

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2020-10-11T15:24:37+00:00

So yall know how tusos spawn and get stuck on the beaches of ci right? If ya got enough patience you can kill the tusos by spitting on them while on the beach.

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2020-09-13T23:05:48+00:00

Ready aim fire person do you have video for this? If do an actual beat makes it easier tlyo understand

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2020-08-31T15:33:40+00:00

U shove crystal up it’s but I can’t swear

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2020-08-01T14:40:56+00:00

A passive tame wyvern. huh. That’s why they ate me!

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2026-07-01T23:59:03+00:00

D@mn. How am I gonna kill this thing? Oh, wait I know. Duh.

( calls, speaks, then waits a few minutes)

( golden airplane comes out of air with the k pop golden song playing)

Rumi: sup. You say there was a demon here?

Yeah, over there. Would you…?

🎶Cuz I’m gonna show you… HOW ITS DONE DUN DUN.

— plastic bag

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2025-11-21T21:42:12+00:00

Bro just made the book winter turning wigs of fire remake