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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the crystal wyvern? Funny crystal wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -6 · Answer 1 · 2020-07-03T14:02:19+00:00

Tpose

Yea tpose

More tpose

Do the tpose

Yes yes tpose

T-t-t- pose!!!

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2025-05-18T12:52:03+00:00

What’s a cows favorite language? P.s it’s cowards

score -5 · Answer 3 · 2022-01-02T16:51:06+00:00

Oooh shiny I want it

Why doesn’t it drop crystal

why do I feel like it is related to sulfur

I’d prefer a lighting wyvern

only three generations

Ragnoroks better it has all the wyvern well most of them

That’s the story of these guys

score -3 · Answer 4 · 2024-06-24T17:30:24+00:00

I was flying my lvl 150 argy when 2 of these bad boys came and killed my argy in 3 seconds

Up equals rip

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2024-06-21T02:17:25+00:00

Welll as a mobile player we don’t get super slay crap like this. We are stuck with ugly azz griffins and unicorns. Somehow just somehow I found a wyvern egg in a freaking Rex. But I think all the stuff on other things are being added to ark mobile sometime this month… So I hope I get a friggin Blood crystal wyvern

-zSp4noK1llerz

score -7 · Answer 6 · 2020-07-27T11:02:47+00:00

Attention all ps4 players! The dlcs are 65% percent off!

score -7 · Answer 7 · 2020-08-30T16:05:27+00:00

Guy: what's that?

Atheer guy: um run

guy: why?

Aher guy : because it's a crystal wyvern!

score -7 · Answer 8 · 2020-11-09T23:27:13+00:00

Guys I try to force tame this many many many many many many many times didn’t work probably cuz they are heirs im mad 😡

score -7 · Answer 9 · 2021-03-09T00:34:08+00:00

I hit one of these and they put the cry on crystal.

score -8 · Answer 10 · 2020-06-27T12:46:27+00:00

CHICKEN NUGGETS ARE GOOD MY DUDES

score -8 · Answer 11 · 2020-08-24T16:38:48+00:00

1 MORE DAY.

Filler

score -7 · Answer 12 · 2021-08-04T22:12:05+00:00

I HATE CRYSTAL ISLS FOR ONE I JUMP OFF AND DIE AND THEN THERE ARE THESE WEIRDOS WHO BLAST YOU ALSO EVERYONE STOP DOING WINGS OF FIRE MEAMS I HAVE EVERY BOOK IN THE SEIRIS AND READ EVERY SINGLE ONE SO STOP IT!

score -8 · Answer 13 · 2020-10-04T10:34:44+00:00

I’m scrolling through this,yeah and what do I find NOTHING FUNNY AT ALL IS THERE NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THIS UGLY PIECE OF ...ummm what is this....idk but ITS A PIECE OF DIRT SO PPL HERE FIND SOMETHING FUNNY

This is helpful 🙃

😂😂did u really read this without laughing if u did ur a legend😂😂😂😂

score -7 · Answer 14 · 2021-09-04T13:44:33+00:00

Hi I'm done with ark cause it just got boring

score -9 · Answer 15 · 2020-08-04T11:43:50+00:00

Beautiful Creature~ I love wyverns so much. I'm the like a crazy Wyvern collector. Jeezums I can't stop Tamin them. Look...The tame gun mod is good.

Shut up aight?

Oh also Go and Subscribe to markiplier. He deserves it. I mean it.

Hold up...YOU AREN'T BOB!

score -9 · Answer 16 · 2020-07-17T20:40:11+00:00

They should add this to mobile. I really think they should

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2026-07-11T01:20:01+00:00

Pls come to asa please please please