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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the crystal wyvern? Funny crystal wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2022-05-24T20:26:11+00:00

This is not funny but me and my sister has a HUG army of wyverns like 30 high lvls too any how we lost all of them to auto decay 😐😐😐 even our very first

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2022-10-11T22:27:05+00:00

I thought a wyvern was a carnivore I breed a wyvern and it asked for mejoBERRYS

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2022-09-25T04:43:59+00:00

It’s like a wyvern, but crystal.

score -3 · Answer 4 · 2020-11-11T00:02:40+00:00

Guys is it weird that there is no and I mean no eggs in teh desert cave IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOO ANOYING BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY PLACE I FOUND CRYSTAL WYVERNS AND I TRY TO FORCE TAME THEM BUT IT NOT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!! F**K

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2021-07-28T19:19:30+00:00

these b***hes are so stupid they forgot that forcetame makes them tame

score -3 · Answer 6 · 2022-01-30T20:34:59+00:00

Totally amazing colours, I’d love this if I had one!!!

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2024-06-24T17:13:40+00:00

Will y'all stop talking bout wings of fire

score -3 · Answer 8 · 2022-05-07T05:37:13+00:00

Me sneaking into the trench to get a egg with my griffin:

Me: walks in silently and out of site

Heir crystal wyvern:OH HELL NAH

me:NOT AGAIN Flys off

6 years later

Me:WHY YA STILL CHADING ME AND HOW???

I'm not wrong when this is how it goes ;-;

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2024-11-08T21:59:43+00:00

I'm a girl and never have been in creative and have only died twice

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2024-10-20T22:13:01+00:00

Anyone thinking a seawing?-MrGINORMUS

score -4 · Answer 11 · 2021-11-05T21:36:31+00:00

Also you can only force tame summoned heirs… I did it on my ps5 and it worked.. forcetame dont work on non summoned ones

-Farve-

score -4 · Answer 12 · 2022-03-20T09:49:57+00:00

Yy

J iseuuud you I understand that using the same

score -5 · Answer 13 · 2020-07-21T13:40:24+00:00

I feel like im the only one who does constant memes and tips. Yeah the Shoot was me and the GUYS GUYS spacebar tip. And who did the me:(and all the fresking protesters)

score -5 · Answer 14 · 2021-01-17T18:13:57+00:00

If you tame one of the tropical wyverns name it Jackie Moon if you know, you know.

score -4 · Answer 15 · 2022-09-25T04:45:04+00:00

By crystal does it mean the valuable metal or the burgers?

Bc if it means the burgers I don’t like them anymore…

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2024-01-28T16:41:00+00:00

Do never go to a are you nest with no armor they stool my cheese

😳😎😑😩🙈😂🤔👌🏻

score -5 · Answer 17 · 2021-06-23T15:17:16+00:00

I have an egg. I put it on lava…. the egg died.

score -5 · Answer 18 · 2021-11-05T21:27:54+00:00

Some reason idk why but you can’t hatch them with heat.. you hatch them with coolers XD

score -5 · Answer 19 · 2021-09-09T17:06:15+00:00

I once had a blood one..I was about to demolish 3 stegosaurus and allosaurus but then ark crashed and I didnt get blood back :(

Then i found a tropical one, tames it and killed a titanasaur with it. Do yall know that black encumbered thing? That means you cant collect anything but you can still move. What happend next you ask? My coconut (tropical crystal wyvern) ATE the body with the black encumbered screen while I got off of her..I didnt get any rewards..tropical ones are stupid in my opinion.

-Beanzles!-