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Me to ark: I have arachnophobia wildcard plz do not add a spooder Ark:ok ur…

Cosmo
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Me to ark:

I have arachnophobia wildcard plz do not add a spooder

Ark:ok ur arachnophobia is the most important thing in our priorities

Ark:releases cosmo

Me:ok I've decided ark is the only place we're a jumpy spider belongs besides the afterlife.

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Anybody see the resemblance to Lucas the spider? ( a weird children’s show my brother watches.)

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SO CUTE

I LOVE IT

ITS ADORABLE

ur still here?

Almost there

So close

YOU MADE IT plz give me name ideas for red and blue one NOT SPIDER MAN

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Can be carried by: nothing

Fits through: nothing

Affected by: nothing

Can damage: nothing

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They better add this to the new spider man movie

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There babies are molecule sized

-OMEGA09

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I always wanted too be spider man but this is fine ooooh wait I don’t have ascended 🥺🥺 send support please

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My Aracnophobia is gone. I need 𝓽𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓿𝓮

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Can swing from string

Of course they swing

Make them your pet by taming them

Oh like for more creature poems

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ARK now officially has a spider for people who aren’t arachnophobic, and for those who are

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