Me to ark:

I have arachnophobia wildcard plz do not add a spooder

Ark:ok ur arachnophobia is the most important thing in our priorities

Ark:releases cosmo

Me:ok I've decided ark is the only place we're a jumpy spider belongs besides the afterlife.

Anybody see the resemblance to Lucas the spider? ( a weird children’s show my brother watches.)

Can be carried by: nothing

Fits through: nothing

Affected by: nothing

Can damage: nothing

They better add this to the new spider man movie

There babies are molecule sized

-OMEGA09

I always wanted too be spider man but this is fine ooooh wait I don’t have ascended 🥺🥺 send support please

My Aracnophobia is gone. I need 𝓽𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓿𝓮

Can swing from string

Of course they swing

Make them your pet by taming them

Oh like for more creature poems

ARK now officially has a spider for people who aren’t arachnophobic, and for those who are