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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the corrupted master controller? Funny corrupted master controller jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ark dev 1: remember when ark was about dinos?
(4 hours later)
Ark dev 2: nope I got nothing
Ark dev 2: but lets keep it that way by making Rockwell but with a helmet and he’s decapitated
Ark dev 1: let’s not make him able to break thatc
Ark dev 2: ok
Ark dev 3: THIS IS NONSENSE. MAKE ANOTHER DINO BOSS
ark dev 4: be quiet bro im listening to their idea
Ark dev 3: why cant ark be about dinos anymore
Ark dev 2: because dinos suck
Ark dev 3: come on they have to be in the game somehow
Ark dev 2: fine….
Ark dev 2: oh wai
Ark dev 2: they can be the minions of the giant floating head guy and look all glitchy
Ark dev 3: YES PERFECT