To the person who wanted to put a grenade on it use c4s and send him to WAR!

Guns n’ Rexes

Chapter 8: The Crimson Demon

I don’t have a clue how parents pull it off. The bugger hatched, and at first he was beautiful- a feathered raptor black as the night sky with red feathertips, and he crawled into my arms like he was my own son. Then he began whinin’, kept eatin’ and was hungry every 12 seconds. I got no sleep. We did that for a few days, just raisin’ the raptors as they learned how to hunt and all the other raptor stuff. Then came the day when me and Chris decided to try and ride ‘em.

First, we needed saddles. After searchin’ about we found a traveller who had built a whole house on the back of one of those elephant-horse-giraffe lookin’ dinos, and he hand made 2 fine saddles for us. We paid him and off we went to test ‘em out. We saddled up and hopped on their backs- to my surprise they weren’t too unhappy about it. We started to walk, trot and when we finally sprinted- it was like a rush I’d never felt before. The wind in your face, the way we effortlessly zipped past Winchester and Jesse, how we jumped like we were flyin’. It was magical. Then we went out huntin’ with ‘em, and they chose one of the big diplodocus or whatever they’re called. They lept up and dug their talons into its side, rippin’ its flesh off and eatin’ it alive. Once they were done, I hopped on my one’s back and tried that again. We latched onto that diplo, it started eatin’ and I whipped out my revolver, flipped that rapid-fire switch and emptied the mag into the beast we were attackin’. I loved it.

In the evenin’, I went into one of the villages we found and bought some paints and dyes. That night, I took apart my gun, his saddle and dyed everythin’ black with red accents- my gun, my clothes, his saddle, oh and I customised his saddle a bit. Added a holster, some pouches, a sizeable flask and some extra ammo. I named my new companion Reaper. He seemed to like it. By mornin’, we set off to do what we did best- rob the unsuspectin’. Only, we could go after much bigger targets now.

Heist after heist, robbery after robbery, we got richer and richer until we couldn’t carry any more loot and were too heavy to chase after anyone else. We rode into a settlement to cash in on our profits, and we ended up spendin’ a load in the bar. Chris had disappeared, but we didn’t mind too much. I did notice a lot o’ people whisperin’ and pointin’ at us. When I pulled someone up on it, they sounded terrified.

“Y-you… You’re th-the C-Crimson Demon!”

“What?” I asked, completely dumbstruck.

“Y-you rob and plunder a-and kill p-people. Th-they call you th-the Crimson Demon.” The Crimson Demon. Huh. I like it.

-Next in Dinopithecus, last was in Diplocaulus!

-Nightfall

What every you do. DO NOT CHASE IN FOREST because they set up a trap which I fell for I had 10 dodo 4 dilo and 1 Para I was riding I see it thinking I can kill it I follow it in forest and about a lot of compy came out of the bushes and attacked I try to run because it was to late because my dinosaurs that where distancing them die and my Para was out of stamina so it die and I did too.

Smallest dino in existence, no comment, Ark's interpretation of these things are 100% accurate

-PotatoMaater69

You know 'speed custard' I tested him... and he killed a... DODO!

I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU EVER TAME ONE.💀

These are the ark devils if your low lv do not fight these

com-PEE is how you pronounce this dinosaur.

Player: (walks)

Compy: hi

Player: oh your so cute aren't y-, ah!!! My nose

(more compys spawned)

Player: dies because of sucking his booger

Nothing like punching a level 2 compy to death on the beach in the most anticlimactic battle ever while the music makes it seem like the most intense fight of your life

Contrary to popular belief Compies can get tamed on raw meat. It's weird because that's how I tamed a compy once. The rest usually get chased off by my Dodos. They will walk up to anyone and are easy meat. Though cute nonetheless.

So this is a short story but I go on my ps5 then I do to ark then to my base I wach YouTube to learn how to hatch eggs but when the compy hached I did Not have meat so it died never mind this is long and I hached a parasaur baby

I went on my console (ps5) I go into my special world and base then I go outside time for the story to start let’s do it!

Me: ah my great base with my great dinosaurs

Me: time to go get new dinosaurs goes in base kisses my sweet tek parasour

Me:ok ima tame compys! Then I go to my spot where all the stuff I want like trike and compys and raptor and other stuff go

Then I see compys

Me: yay!

When I come home I have about 100 compys and 30 raptors so ye that’s the end

- jadedfire32

To the guy who has a trex that didn’t help and honestly useless

Araha16 guvhuuy8yigufugiyiy8g8y8y8y

Tip to get compy you go to island nombar and kill.thanks you

You meen Dahbrids?!? He was my old tribe mate! (They kicked me out for taking an ascendant sword WITCH WAS MINE!) I’m currently naked in the woods somewhere by the red ob.

-bob

I was on IguanaPVP earlier. Met a guy named something like Durbird and another named somethingPhantomsomething.

-DFP TCLP

I got attacked by tons of these things and they killed my parasour.

Dodo to Rex part 3:

Compsogs

After I tame the dillophs and dodos, I get prime meat, I find a level 9 compy, another one shows up, I tame both. I find a triceratops and para, I head into the base and expand, I craft wooden floors, walls, and roof.

I go to a lake, I find 7 rish, they start attacking me, I find a otter, I have meat and fruit. I tame it, I go into the ocean, before that I make clothes, I see a meg, I swim away and I fend off some dillophosaurs, part 4 is Pachy