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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the compy? Funny compy jokes submitted by ARK players.
*player walking around foraging for berries*
Compy: hewo (*.)w(*.)
Player turns around* oh hello you beautiful ball of cuteness!
Compy’s 10 other friends* hewo (*.)w(*.)
Player* ...oh that’s a lot.. but your all cute too! Want to come live with me?
Compy’s: food?
Player* yeah I have food!
100 more compy’s show up* food food food food?
Player* @-@
Player17362 lvl 50 has died of compy wrath.
After looking at the alpha crescent’s tip I got a sliver female compy and I cannot find another suitable name for it. I love my crescent very much! Whenever I needed quick meat with all my tools broken, she was there. Whenever a raptor attacked me, she was there. Last but not least, whenever I need to cuddle during warm nights, she was there.
Compy 1: I see a player! The other million compies: yummy human
Alpha comply: he’s a noob this should be easy. Alpha Compy: compy1 go distract him. Compy 1: *coos* Noob: aw you’re so cute I am going to tame you. The million compies : hi 👋. Noob: OMG this is great I’m going to tame every single one of you! Alpha compy: GET’EM BOYS!
The million compies: cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie COOKIE!
I had a pink one.i loved it and it would always be the first to be checked for having enough food.one day I was out and I tamed a wyvern I tested out the fight things and then the death message appears saying your compy was killed by a ice wyvern.i punished the wyvern by knocking it out.today I look for stuff to make a grave and a difference to stop my tames being killed!