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I was riding my raptor. I notice a compy, then a sh*t load of its friends ( like 10 - 20) spawned in. My raptor killed the others, I jumped off him, I knocked the compy out, I put in some prime meat, it was tamed, I named it lil chomper, I put him on my shoulder, I got on my raptor, two ark days later, a dilo came, killed lil chomper, I killed the dilo, and a carno killed me. My raptor survived. This is a true story. It happened to me. DONT tame a compy near the forest! I learned this the HARD way!

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