Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies

YOU MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WARED A RAIN COAT THEY THOUT SHE WAS A SCHOOL BUS
More Compy Funny Tips
Wait if all you have to do to tame a compy in ark is force feed raw meat in it inv canβt you just hold down a compy in jp and force feed and have a compy pet???
Me: *sees compy and tryβs to tame it*
Compy: ahh sh#t here we go again
Ark: Human has died from 10m+ compy
Me:π€¬π‘
Compy: ahh sh#t here we go again
Ark: Human has died from 10m+ compy
Me:π€¬π‘
Me: Aww There is a compy
Compy:Mine?
Other Compys: Mine Mine Mine?
Me: oh sh**
Compys: MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!
me: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Ark: You have died from 5M+ compys
Me:Are u Fckn kidding me Why is it always me
Compys: MINE MINE MINE MINE
Friends:Wtf
Compys:I LIKE U CUT G
friends:Ahhhhhh
Ark: Humans have gone extinct
Compy:Mine?
Other Compys: Mine Mine Mine?
Me: oh sh**
Compys: MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!
me: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Ark: You have died from 5M+ compys
Me:Are u Fckn kidding me Why is it always me
Compys: MINE MINE MINE MINE
Friends:Wtf
Compys:I LIKE U CUT G
friends:Ahhhhhh
Ark: Humans have gone extinct
Anyone else ever wanted to see a Rex get kill by 3 compys????
Like if so
Like if so
If you ever feel useless remember these are tamale with PRIME meat, I mean what a waste
New player: *walking*
Compy: hellooo
New player: awww your a cute one arent you?
Compys:*100 compys come out*
HOW DARE YOU CALL US CUTE
Compy: hellooo
New player: awww your a cute one arent you?
Compys:*100 compys come out*
HOW DARE YOU CALL US CUTE
Compy hello
Player aw this is cute!
Compy 2 hello
Player still cute
Compy 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 HELLO
player WTH THIS IS LIKE A PETTING ZOO
Compy 1 Kill him!
Player what?
Player aw this is cute!
Compy 2 hello
Player still cute
Compy 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 HELLO
player WTH THIS IS LIKE A PETTING ZOO
Compy 1 Kill him!
Player what?
Fully grown ones are even smaller than dodos! Imagine a baby compy π€¨
Once I killed a Diplo and got some prime meat. Not wanting to waste it I scoured the beach for something amazing. I spotted a small silver compy that reminded me of the moon. It was a quite low level, eight, and I did not care. I tamed it and later on I was being attacked by a Alpha Raptor. This compy, now named Cresent, ran in but was too late, I was dead. A few minutes later I found her again. She was next to the dead body of a raptor! I renamed her Alpha Cresent. She now stays on my shoulder with pride. #CresentIsTheTrueAlpha
I had a compy, his name was noodle. I loved him and took him everywhere but then I was raiding and he ded. #pray for noodle