Me: Aww There is a compy
Other Compys: Mine Mine Mine?
Me: oh sh**
Compys: MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!
Ark: You have died from 5M+ compys
Me:Are u Fckn kidding me Why is it always me
Compys: MINE MINE MINE MINE
Compys:I LIKE U CUT G
Ark: Humans have gone extinct
Once I killed a Diplo and got some prime meat. Not wanting to waste it I scoured the beach for something amazing. I spotted a small silver compy that reminded me of the moon. It was a quite low level, eight, and I did not care. I tamed it and later on I was being attacked by a Alpha Raptor. This compy, now named Cresent, ran in but was too late, I was dead. A few minutes later I found her again. She was next to the dead body of a raptor! I renamed her Alpha Cresent. She now stays on my shoulder with pride. #CresentIsTheTrueAlpha