Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies

More Compy Funny Tips
You know how these things need prime meat to tame? Well, maybe like brontos, rex, sarco etc, they should drop a "trophy" like sarco skin, rex arm, allo brain, therozino claws etc. Lol
Me: Aww There is a compy
Compy:Mine?
Other Compys: Mine Mine Mine?
Me: oh sh**
Compys: MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!
me: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Ark: You have died from 5M+ compys
Me:Are u Fckn kidding me Why is it always me
Compys: MINE MINE MINE MINE
Friends:Wtf
Compys:I LIKE U CUT G
friends:Ahhhhhh
Ark: Humans have gone extinct
Compy:Mine?
Other Compys: Mine Mine Mine?
Me: oh sh**
Compys: MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!
me: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Ark: You have died from 5M+ compys
Me:Are u Fckn kidding me Why is it always me
Compys: MINE MINE MINE MINE
Friends:Wtf
Compys:I LIKE U CUT G
friends:Ahhhhhh
Ark: Humans have gone extinct
Wait if all you have to do to tame a compy in ark is force feed raw meat in it inv can’t you just hold down a compy in jp and force feed and have a compy pet???
Me: *sees compy and try’s to tame it*
Compy: ahh sh#t here we go again
Ark: Human has died from 10m+ compy
Me:🤬😡
Compy: ahh sh#t here we go again
Ark: Human has died from 10m+ compy
Me:🤬😡
New player: *walking*
Compy: hellooo
New player: awww your a cute one arent you?
Compys:*100 compys come out*
HOW DARE YOU CALL US CUTE
Compy: hellooo
New player: awww your a cute one arent you?
Compys:*100 compys come out*
HOW DARE YOU CALL US CUTE
If you ever feel useless remember these are tamale with PRIME meat, I mean what a waste
Compy hello
Player aw this is cute!
Compy 2 hello
Player still cute
Compy 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 HELLO
player WTH THIS IS LIKE A PETTING ZOO
Compy 1 Kill him!
Player what?
Player aw this is cute!
Compy 2 hello
Player still cute
Compy 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 HELLO
player WTH THIS IS LIKE A PETTING ZOO
Compy 1 Kill him!
Player what?