DIS BE A FISH, ALL HAIL DE FISH!
Coelacanth
Jokes and funny moments about the Coelacanth from ARK players.
Guys this dude kills anything be careful out there ark players 🙏 he literally killed a giga when I went next to it
1. Go up to one of these things.
2. Open Deja vu (music).
3. Hit one when the chorus is coming.
4. Watch as they swim away from you and somehow onto the dry ground and laugh as they die.
Player: wow fish
Player try tame
Player see another one
Player see another one…
PLAYER SEE LOTS
PLAYER TAME ALL
COEL EAT GIGA
COEL OP
Seriously that’s a joke
I am actually addicted to these things I found a deep river built a vacuum compartment structure and admincheat summoned about 200 of these things.
And then the megalodon came 😢
Guys they made the fish from ark into a real thing!
This one shot my level 567 Giga And I tried to kill it with a tek rifle but it took it out of my hands and used it against me!!?
Fish is fish and food is food……..
Blue sea potato. I hope I helped with the naming
The spinosaurus is the only thing capable of taking on an army of Thicc coels
They are fish
This is a creature that Wildcard says may be tameable in the future. But what could they be used for? Somethings not adding up...
*Illuminati Taco Bell Commerical*
I once saw one flying above the water and kept thinking ‘Hail the god fish.’
Does anyone want sushi??🍣🍱🍣🍱🍣🍱
The way to tame:
1. Grab a flying creature such as a Tapejara or a Quetzal. Quetzal works best as it has overall better stats than Tapejara, but low levels can tolerate Tapejaras. However, these creatures must have large saddles and be able to be ridden while shooting torpor…
The way to tame:
1. Grab a flying creature such as a Tapejara or a Quetzal. Quetzal works best as it has overall better stats than Tapejara, but low levels can tolerate Tapejaras. However, these creatures must have large saddles and be able to be ridden while shooting torpor devices.
2. For the torpor devices, grab a bow with a tranquilizer arrow. As these creatures have a large amount of health, you could use other stronger guns or devices, but the lower the coel's health gets the slower the torpor will induce. Try using 25 tranq darts for a lvl 2.
3. Also, make sure that there are less than 5 coels in the area. If there are 5 or more, they will spin around in the water and produce a tsunami that flies up in the air and decreases stamina of the target greatly.
4. When the creature is knocked out, grab small eggs. Dodo, Hesperornis, Pelagornis, Dilo, and Lystros are the ones that work. Make sure that you have at least 12 eggs in total, as these creatures will try their hardest to remain wild.
5. Feed the eggs to the creature. This fish has normal torpor depletion but if it eats too slowly feed it narcotic, as it resists narcoberry for whatever reason.
6. After the tame is complete, you may use the fish as a mobile mortar and pestle. However, the weight the fish can tolerate is low, so make sure you upgrade. Happy taming!
#believableTricks
I can tame a spino, an argy, a theri, and a bunch more but i cant tame a pathetic fish :/
Bronto: I’m the strongest creature!
Titanosaur: No I AM
Dodo: I am!
Anonymous: amateurs.
Bronto: what was that? Punk?
Coelacanth: Amateurs.
Feeeesh. Da feesh. Feesh feesh feesh. Da FEESH. FEESH!!
You know it’s a chill day when you go and tame one of these…. Or your probably high.
Coelacanth: exists
Me: he be derpy