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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the coelacanth? Funny coelacanth jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -4 · Answer 1 · 2023-10-02T16:05:45+00:00

This thing is the deadliest thing you will ever see in your presence, when it wants to, it will come out of the water and start slapping the rexes and gigantos and charcaros until they die, if you dare to attack one of these ceolacanth...

You will lose your existence...

score -4 · Answer 2 · 2024-06-07T20:44:45+00:00

Its a magic karp

Up please

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score -3 · Answer 3 · 2025-03-21T09:32:57+00:00

“A very coel creature” doesn’t work as a joke because it’s not pronounced COOLocanth, it’s pronounced SEELocanth. So, you’d basically be saying “A very seal creature”

score -5 · Answer 4 · 2024-04-15T23:25:03+00:00

Asian carp more Asian people eating this carp/crap

score -5 · Answer 5 · 2024-07-01T11:40:57+00:00

Bruh why can't I evolve it also tame near wata or it will drown

score -5 · Answer 6 · 2024-10-25T12:45:37+00:00

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