Me:You took EVERYTHING from me

Jelly:I don’t even know who you are

Me:you will

#AvengersEndgame

I was kinda new to the game...I saw some pretty glowing things in the water I went swimming to get a closer look.

Up if u think cnidarias are the “ your about to get a curb stomping you’ll never forget” of Ark

Me: ooh what’s that

Jelly: come to dinner with me

Me: ok

Jelly: 😈

Me:what’s for dinner

Jelly: your ded body

What happened to Nemo

He dead

Rip motor and lizard, you were very good dudes

There is actually a way to tame these suckers! The food they eat is “admincheat forcetame”

It works! :D

(by the way not for mobile only pc and console)

If you put a single skin cell in the water, 1000 OF THESE ARE INSTANTLY COMING AFTER YOU.

So one time I was like “ ooo look a jellyfish” then I went up to it then started hitting it with a pickaxe. Then suddenly another one just comes and “teams” against me and I died. I eventually killed them and got like 20 bio toxin.

The only way to tame is to knock it out with a club. My army of these controls the lake in valguero.

I will name you squishy and you will be mine,you will be my squishy.

OW EMILY MY BUTT! Wait you arent- GOD NO HAVE MER-

I was riding around with my Megalodon then 13 of these guys came outta the void and killed me and my Megalodon

Jellyfish killing my 1087643lvl giga:What you call genocide I call…… mercy

Me:NOOOOOOOOOOOO

It says it’s an HERBOVORE. Yeah right, like we’re made out of lettuce.

I never encountered these until my most recent playthrough...thought it was a weird orb in the water and went to see what it was...

Built a boat and crossowed the whole batch when i read they are not tamable 🤣

Wait ain’t they carnivores? Why does it say they are herbivores?

This is the pinnacle of ragequit.

You: *just thinks about touching the water*

Average cnidaria: “MY BROTHERS, WE HAVE ALL TRAINED FOR THIS MOMENT, THIS WILL BE THE FIGHT OF OUR LIVES, DEATH TO THE RANDOM CAVEMAN!!”

Cnidaria singing as it checks names off of the list of people and Dino’s it’s been killing because we were forced to be born : another one bites the dust!