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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the cnidaria? Funny cnidaria jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 18 · Answer 1 · 2021-12-15T03:48:56+00:00

What's the most fancy and scary creature in ark?

Player 1: Giga

Player 2: Alpha giga

Me:The damn jelly fish

score 19 · Answer 2 · 2021-07-09T06:01:51+00:00

Think about everything bad in ark mixed toegether, that’s what this jellyfish is

score 15 · Answer 3 · 2022-06-10T23:14:08+00:00

Why is a tiny jelly boi better than a huge stronk giga

score 9 · Answer 4 · 2023-11-29T16:26:52+00:00

I lost my tree to this piece of jello

score 7 · Answer 5 · 2024-05-07T20:38:24+00:00

"There is always a light at the end of the tunnel" The light at the end of the tunnel:

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2025-08-23T03:05:35+00:00

So in my solo I built a base by the beach or whatever and then when I went underwater to find a ichy then out of nowhere there was these light blue creepy lookin trash bag things that are demons it killed the ichy and killed my lvl37 sarco rip buddy😭😭😭😭 I also got killed and then when I spawned close to another beach I have 3 dodos and a dilo and I use the light blue creepy lookin trash bag things as light at night lol

score 16 · Answer 7 · 2021-12-27T20:15:10+00:00

Me in water:calm.

Sees blue glow:oh hail naaah

Hops on my ichthyosaurs: neown bye have fun

score 21 · Answer 8 · 2020-06-01T01:01:21+00:00

One day I’m hunting for Celacanth a Cnidaria attacks me I attack it my paurasaur dies I run out of the water. I WILL KILL EVERY ONE OF YOU!!!

R.I.P paurasaur

score 15 · Answer 9 · 2021-12-29T04:40:43+00:00

A thing

F THE JELLYFISH

F THEM ALL

score 15 · Answer 10 · 2021-12-22T08:08:55+00:00

I’m coyote peterson and I’m about to enter the sting zone with the Cnidaria

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2025-04-16T19:14:41+00:00

I died by one and one said

Your level 100 dod named bababoi by a cindar

I said

"Good times😭😭😭😭"

"I WILL KILL YOU CINDARAS"

score 6 · Answer 12 · 2024-06-15T10:15:09+00:00

Ok but forget about how much we all hate these monsters! How much would happen if you could tame Cnidaria or OP Jellyfish?

score 29 · Answer 13 · 2017-11-27T19:09:02+00:00

Peanut Butter & JellyFish Sandwich....

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score 16 · Answer 14 · 2021-07-19T12:29:33+00:00

😂😂😂😂 this dude is in the herbivore section

score 20 · Answer 15 · 2020-05-28T09:25:15+00:00

They don't deserve to live, they're just so stupid.

score 9 · Answer 16 · 2023-07-01T04:57:57+00:00

Roses are red

I’m blue

Before I know it

I’ll murder you

score 10 · Answer 17 · 2023-03-18T23:47:15+00:00

i attacked one of these when i was a noob. The results were shocking No? Im nit funny? Ok ill leave now

—the ark jokester

score 11 · Answer 18 · 2022-11-16T16:39:56+00:00

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Your tames are gone

Now you are too

score 6 · Answer 19 · 2024-04-25T01:46:27+00:00

(Me) *knocks out a giga on the beach*

(Me) dang it I forgot the naracotics!

(Also me) *sees a ocean full of jellyfish*

(Again me) YOUR FREE TRIAL OF LIFE HAS ENDED

score 11 · Answer 20 · 2022-10-27T12:10:00+00:00

theyre the mosquitoes of ark

youre minding your own business when they pop out of nowhere and even if you run away theyre still there... also everyone hates them and questions their existence