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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the cnidaria? Funny cnidaria jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2024-11-25T12:52:29+00:00

No wonder they drop bio toxin they are pretty toxic

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2024-08-25T22:55:02+00:00

One of these idiots came to me so I killed it and said:

HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE😡😡😡😡😁

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2024-06-30T18:43:47+00:00

Swim swim as fast as you can

I am faster

I know where you live

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2024-06-01T10:37:14+00:00

I hate these more than I hate new jersey

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2024-04-16T01:15:10+00:00

The water is blue

Parts of your skin are red

These things are awful

And they killed you

Left for sharks

Now the water is red.

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2024-04-16T01:11:26+00:00

Go for a swim they said….

I’d be fun they said….

The jelly’s are friendly they said….

They were wrong I said

No we were evil they said……

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2024-02-16T21:28:43+00:00

You’re name is squishy and you shall be mine 🥲👍

-UrLocalDuck

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2023-10-13T16:57:14+00:00

I wish I could just really shoot it in its @$$

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2023-08-11T15:42:39+00:00

When i wa new to ark i thinked these are magic chest at night i was so happy thinking i won the jackpot but nope

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2023-04-16T18:26:10+00:00

First time started playing ark, these heathens killed me over and over again for 3 hours. I wasn't going to let my stuff vanish and start from scrath.. I was too stubborn and the jellies were all too happy to play with my innards lmao

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2023-01-07T18:48:45+00:00

These creatures are so annoying, but they do give you biotoxin! Just shoot them with arrows after agroing them, and going up onto the shore, where they cannot reach you, and then after you kill them, just harvest them with a hatchet, and then you will get biotoxin. (biotoxin is the best thing to keep animals unconscious!) and I hope thought that this was helpful!😄

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2022-10-30T00:50:04+00:00

Cnid: Nearly kills me and my tame me:*Gets out of water*…3 seconds later:”YeAh BiSh NoT sO DeAdLy NoW aRe YoU?

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2022-08-15T22:49:12+00:00

In the explorer note on mobile it says their herbivores!

Why?

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2021-12-03T13:18:01+00:00

Evreone is talking about how these things are the worst and how the are so op but I don’t understand I kill these things everyday for sport there so easy to kill them I kill lvl290 before I go for the highy level and I just startred the gam and so I’m sitting here lvl 4 me swear cindrea dead on the beach then I hade an idea I just beach them over killed so many now

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2021-12-03T05:00:43+00:00

Something tell me a jelly fish that barely can float can’t out swim you🧐

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2021-10-07T21:46:40+00:00

Swim away and you will live. I hate these

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2021-08-24T18:03:17+00:00

I hate em but I thank em for my biotoxin😂😂😂

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2021-07-08T16:10:28+00:00

A group killed my lvl 100 giga 😢

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2021-06-22T05:13:55+00:00

Chuck a Dodo into a group of Cnidaria and watch the dodo suffer.

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2021-06-09T22:36:49+00:00

It is a passive tame and all you need is raw fish meat or raw prime fish meat