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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the cnidaria? Funny cnidaria jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2019-06-26T01:03:53+00:00

This thing is the evil sibling to the eels but somehow the Ark devs made it JUST IF NOT MORE dangerous smh great game btw 🙄

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2019-06-24T20:58:31+00:00

The taming roulette has this on it for a tame, even though the profile of it says it can’t be tamed. Why...

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2019-06-16T05:29:07+00:00

“I love it when you are taming a mosasaur and these guys come and kill everything.”

-No one ever 2019

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2019-06-04T05:24:12+00:00

I tamed a pegomastax just so I could toss it into a pack of these guys. It brought about a pleasant feeling.

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2019-05-31T00:01:25+00:00

It’s like orange squash,

You just add water to make it better

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2019-05-05T10:34:24+00:00

Worse than mosquitoes and I lost too many men to this ass. Pls kill it with a crossbow every time you see one

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2019-04-25T13:40:46+00:00

Will not attack unless approached... yeah totally

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2019-03-14T03:04:38+00:00

Every noob:OHHH PRETTY

Cnidaria hehehe

You can guess what happens next

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2019-03-09T03:05:32+00:00

this stupid bugger killed my diplo! Rip mr clean 2019-2019

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2019-01-24T21:52:04+00:00

The only reason you will not want to level up oxygen is if you get stun locked by the jellyfish and you want humiliation to end. Mm I love drowning

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2019-01-13T14:49:39+00:00

I was getting chased by two dilos and ran into the water thinking dinosaurs can't swim (I was a noob) and one of these fellas came to say hi and I died.The singlehandly most terrifying story of my entire ark career.RIP Tiny Tim (my character)

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2018-11-24T23:00:15+00:00

I was casually going to my mates base to go out for a big tame and thought I’ll just cut across this large ocean it will e quicker I ran out of stamina halfway there because I had no mount and sooner or later these little buggers killed me off

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2018-10-09T21:54:40+00:00

A jellyfish is swimming around next to me and it says,

IT: hey bro! want a hug? im great at those!

ME: no thanks. i know this trick.

next thing i know it hugs me.

ME: wow! this is crazy comfy!

IT: told you.

next thing i know its friend comes and “hugs” me too. rip LlamaDrama. #Devils.

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2018-09-30T19:06:42+00:00

Killed my 137 tek rex these bois mean business

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2018-09-16T07:02:42+00:00

these dumb jellyfish killed my beloved max level raptor

Next thing I know I’ve grabbed my crossbow and shot them all

Then I took beloved raptors yellow saddle and put in a box to forever remember him by... don’t touch the jellyfish kids

R.i.p red the raptor.

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2018-09-09T18:27:40+00:00

My first day in ark went like this: pretty jellyfish! awesome I need one...

I never looked at jellyfish the same way again

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2018-07-30T17:45:56+00:00

First time I saw this I was like, Oh cool jellyfish! I went to see it up close and it stings me. Can’t move. Can do anything, next minute I’m dead. Number one rule about killing these wriggly things. DON’T GO NEAR THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!!!!

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2025-08-10T14:51:36+00:00

Get stun locked when you put your toes in water!

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2025-06-28T13:32:17+00:00

pov playing hardcore with insane progress and u cant escape this insanely overpowered, monster. The second i lost my max lvl anky to this thing i hunted the whole map for them.. Why is this so op???

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2025-01-21T09:11:54+00:00

should be dead, it should die, KILL IT, BAN IT FROM ARK UPLOAD IF YOU THINK IT SHOULD BE BANNED WE ALL LOST A STRONG CARNIVORE TO THIS