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Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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The last thing I had said to my brother before jumping on his new best friend baryonyx was “don’t worry he’s in good hands” 30 seconds later these evil glowing plastic bag lookin demons made me into a liar. It was a dark day for all of us. Go out and kill some evil plastic bags in honor of our poor Beauregard for us, this slimy menace deserves retribution.
Pro tip: Baryonyx tail spin does not work on these things I repeat, it does NOT work on the jellyfish.
Pro tip: Baryonyx tail spin does not work on these things I repeat, it does NOT work on the jellyfish.
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A piece of advice to all u people out there
DONT GO FRIKKIN SWIMMING
U GOT TUSOTEUTHIS, MEGALODONS, PIRANHAS, JELLYFISH, MANTAS, LEECHES IN THE SWAMP
DONT GO FRIKKIN SWIMMING
U GOT TUSOTEUTHIS, MEGALODONS, PIRANHAS, JELLYFISH, MANTAS, LEECHES IN THE SWAMP
The sting feels worse than you stubbing your toe...imagine it it must be bad.
There is actually a way to tame these suckers! The food they eat is “admincheat forcetame”
It works! :D
(by the way not for mobile only pc and console)
It works! :D
(by the way not for mobile only pc and console)
Early Game: AHHHHHHHH HELP I HATE THESE STUPID THINGS AAAAA (dies)
Medium Game: AHHHHHHH DIEEE DIEEE HAHAHA GET REKT AAAAAAAAAAAA (dies)
End Game: haha tek saddle go brrr
Medium Game: AHHHHHHH DIEEE DIEEE HAHAHA GET REKT AAAAAAAAAAAA (dies)
End Game: haha tek saddle go brrr
The moving glowstick blob is like
I see you
I zap you
I hurt you
I kill you
I love it
And I did it for no reason at all
I see you
I zap you
I hurt you
I kill you
I love it
And I did it for no reason at all
When I first played ark, I saw them glowing at the bottom of a lake and thought they were some kind of shiny treasure, so I swam towards them
“You have entered very dangerous waters”
“You have entered very dangerous waters”
