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The last thing I had said to my brother before jumping on his new best friend baryonyx was “don’t worry he’s in good hands” 30 seconds later these evil glowing plastic bag lookin demons made me into a liar. It was a dark day for all of us. Go out and kill some evil plastic bags in honor of our poor Beauregard for us, this slimy menace deserves retribution.

Pro tip: Baryonyx tail spin does not work on these things I repeat, it does NOT work on the jellyfish.

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