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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Hey I was just playing ark when I got this mission to travel to d South Side…
Hey I was just playing ark when I got this mission to travel to d South Side of d island so I decided to ride my megoladon. After completing the mission I rode halfway back and a megaladon and 2 mantas start attacking megladon but my tame wasn't fighting back so it died. There I was in d middle of d ocean standing on d floating body of my megladon 30mins later I decided to swim to land out of know where those megladons and 2 mantas start chasing me I couldn't be in a worst situation my megla died a shark π¦ and 2 mantas chasing things couldn't get worst when these 7 jellyfish appear out of knowhere I kill dem all but fall unconscious in the water π¦ my oxygen turned zero I woke up and rushed to shore lost on this island with no weapons
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Never go near it with your Dino, it will kill you, your Dino, your friends, your family, the guy down the street, some guy over in Africa, all while they won't do a thing to attack it.
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Go for a swim they said, it'll be fun they said...
It's more TentaCRUEL then TentaCOOL...
Who says Jellys cant be tamed? Hit up my boy Spongebob and Patrick and they'll show u what's up.
Ya know it was a nice day on the beach today I decided to go for a swim in the shallow water I was like what harm could it doβ¦
I was very very wrong
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The sting feels worse than you stubbing your toe...imagine it it must be bad.
Early Game: AHHHHHHHH HELP I HATE THESE STUPID THINGS AAAAA (dies)
Medium Game: AHHHHHHH DIEEE DIEEE HAHAHA GET REKT AAAAAAAAAAAA (dies)
End Game: haha tek saddle go brrr
Percentage of people who hate these things 100%
If you get stung, you can piss on it to help the rash go away.