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Me show me shows my little bro how to play ark we he spawns on beach me “…

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Me show me shows my little bro how to play ark we he spawns on beach me “ hey don’t do anything I got help mom with something

I come back to my brother dying from giant jelly me “ get out of the water!”

You died from a level 4 Cnidaria

Me “why did you go into the water?”

My little bro “ I was trying to get diamonds”

Me “ ok first of all this is ark not Minecraft and second of all diamonds do not even spawn in the water!”

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Never go near it with your Dino, it will kill you, your Dino, your friends, your family, the guy down the street, some guy over in Africa, all while they won't do a thing to attack it.

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1 like=1 member of the cnidaria hate club

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Go for a swim they said, it'll be fun they said...

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It's more TentaCRUEL then TentaCOOL...

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Who says Jellys cant be tamed? Hit up my boy Spongebob and Patrick and they'll show u what's up.

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Ya know it was a nice day on the beach today I decided to go for a swim in the shallow water I was like what harm could it do…

I was very very wrong

Up to kill all Cnidaria

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The sting feels worse than you stubbing your toe...imagine it it must be bad.

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Early Game: AHHHHHHHH HELP I HATE THESE STUPID THINGS AAAAA (dies)

Medium Game: AHHHHHHH DIEEE DIEEE HAHAHA GET REKT AAAAAAAAAAAA (dies)

End Game: haha tek saddle go brrr

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If you get stung, you can piss on it to help the rash go away.

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