Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Finally I'm a mid Ark-ist, I've just tamed my very first Baryonyx and I cleverly call him Barry, I can now hit the waters, get some fish beat and start preparing for decent cave runs π.
Barry how fast can you swim I ask, I'm quick he respond, ok then let's go see the deeps for the first time. Piranha? No problem I got it Sam, he says to me... Mega shark, piece of cake Sam just spin my tail and watch me work!
Barry you're the best... Ooo look a cute jelly fish looking thing let's go see what's up Barry, I heard a out something called bio toxin.
Barry: I don't know bro something don't feel right.
Sammy: Come on dude, you just killed a shark twice your level.
Barry: But why is noone else attacking it?
Sammy: They are not me and you. We're unstoppable.
*swims to what I now call snyde*
*Boom*
Hey Barry why did you kick me off!
Barry run!
No what fight man fight!
Bite back! Spin, spit, play dead! Do something!
Noooooooooooooooo!
What just happened!
Wait whats that....
More Cnidaria Funny Tips
Never go near it with your Dino, it will kill you, your Dino, your friends, your family, the guy down the street, some guy over in Africa, all while they won't do a thing to attack it.
1 like=1 member of the cnidaria hate club
Go for a swim they said, it'll be fun they said...
Oh these are very common, itβs a shame they wash up on beach. Their sting still works when theyβre dead, so just CHUK IT. ( preferably in someoneβs face)
β plastic bag
It's more TentaCRUEL then TentaCOOL...
Who says Jellys cant be tamed? Hit up my boy Spongebob and Patrick and they'll show u what's up.
Ya know it was a nice day on the beach today I decided to go for a swim in the shallow water I was like what harm could it doβ¦
I was very very wrong
Up to kill all Cnidaria
The sting feels worse than you stubbing your toe...imagine it it must be bad.
If you get stung, you can piss on it to help the rash go away.
Early Game: AHHHHHHHH HELP I HATE THESE STUPID THINGS AAAAA (dies)
Medium Game: AHHHHHHH DIEEE DIEEE HAHAHA GET REKT AAAAAAAAAAAA (dies)
End Game: haha tek saddle go brrr