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Finally I'm a mid Ark-ist, I've just tamed my very first Baryonyx and I cleverly call him Barry, I can now hit the waters, get some fish beat and start preparing for decent cave runs ๐Ÿ˜Š.

Barry how fast can you swim I ask, I'm quick he respond, ok then let's go see the deeps for the first time. Piranha? No problem I got it Sam, he says to me... Mega shark, piece of cake Sam just spin my tail and watch me work!

Barry you're the best... Ooo look a cute jelly fish looking thing let's go see what's up Barry, I heard a out something called bio toxin.

Barry: I don't know bro something don't feel right.

Sammy: Come on dude, you just killed a shark twice your level.

Barry: But why is noone else attacking it?

Sammy: They are not me and you. We're unstoppable.

*swims to what I now call snyde*

*Boom*

Hey Barry why did you kick me off!

Barry run!

No what fight man fight!

Bite back! Spin, spit, play dead! Do something!

Noooooooooooooooo!

What just happened!

Wait whats that....

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