Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Finally I'm a mid Ark-ist, I've just tamed my very first Baryonyx and I cleverly call him Barry, I can now hit the waters, get some fish beat and start preparing for decent cave runs ๐.
Barry how fast can you swim I ask, I'm quick he respond, ok then let's go see the deeps for the first time. Piranha? No problem I got it Sam, he says to me... Mega shark, piece of cake Sam just spin my tail and watch me work!
Barry you're the best... Ooo look a cute jelly fish looking thing let's go see what's up Barry, I heard a out something called bio toxin.
Barry: I don't know bro something don't feel right.
Sammy: Come on dude, you just killed a shark twice your level.
Barry: But why is noone else attacking it?
Sammy: They are not me and you. We're unstoppable.
*swims to what I now call snyde*
*Boom*
Hey Barry why did you kick me off!
Barry run!
No what fight man fight!
Bite back! Spin, spit, play dead! Do something!
Noooooooooooooooo!
What just happened!
Wait whats that....
More Cnidaria Funny Tips
Never go near it with your Dino, it will kill you, your Dino, your friends, your family, the guy down the street, some guy over in Africa, all while they won't do a thing to attack it.
1 like=1 member of the cnidaria hate club
These mfs aren't cool, they are cruel
Go for a swim they said, it'll be fun they said...
If you see your oxygen stat getting lower, check your surroundings for any cnidarias in the least of 400 meter raidus or you might be suprised
It's more TentaCRUEL then TentaCOOL...
The water is blue
Parts of your skin are red
These things are awful
And they killed you
Left for sharks
Now the water is red.
Go for a swim they saidโฆ.
Iโd be fun they saidโฆ.
The jellyโs are friendly they saidโฆ.
They were wrong I said
No we were evil they saidโฆโฆ
Ya know it was a nice day on the beach today I decided to go for a swim in the shallow water I was like what harm could it doโฆ
I was very very wrong
Up to kill all Cnidaria
Percentage of people who hate these things 100%