Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

Me goes in ocean, ark:
So you have chosen death
So you have chosen death
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"Early Game". What the %@$# about these things are early game
It's more TentaCRUEL then TentaCOOL...
Finally I'm a mid Ark-ist, I've just tamed my very first Baryonyx and I cleverly call him Barry, I can now hit the waters, get some fish beat and start preparing for decent cave runs π.
Barry how fast can you swim I ask, I'm quick he respond, ok then let's go see the deeps for the first time. Piranha? No problem I got it Sam, he says to me... Mega shark, piece of cake Sam just spin my tail and watch me work!
Barry you're the best... Ooo look a cute jelly fish looking thing let's go see what's up Barry, I heard a out something called bio toxin.
Barry: I don't know bro something don't feel right.
Sammy: Come on dude, you just killed a shark twice your level.
Barry: But why is noone else attacking it?
Sammy: They are not me and you. We're unstoppable.
*swims to what I now call snyde*
*Boom*
Hey Barry why did you kick me off!
Barry run!
No what fight man fight!
Bite back! Spin, spit, play dead! Do something!
Noooooooooooooooo!
What just happened!
Wait whats that....
Barry how fast can you swim I ask, I'm quick he respond, ok then let's go see the deeps for the first time. Piranha? No problem I got it Sam, he says to me... Mega shark, piece of cake Sam just spin my tail and watch me work!
Barry you're the best... Ooo look a cute jelly fish looking thing let's go see what's up Barry, I heard a out something called bio toxin.
Barry: I don't know bro something don't feel right.
Sammy: Come on dude, you just killed a shark twice your level.
Barry: But why is noone else attacking it?
Sammy: They are not me and you. We're unstoppable.
*swims to what I now call snyde*
*Boom*
Hey Barry why did you kick me off!
Barry run!
No what fight man fight!
Bite back! Spin, spit, play dead! Do something!
Noooooooooooooooo!
What just happened!
Wait whats that....
If these things learn to walk we will all be doomed
The sting feels worse than you stubbing your toe...imagine it it must be bad.
Jelly monster fish be like:hippity hoppity ur dieing Dino is now my property
I told my friend βHug Itβ..... It went well
Get the hell away from them just run!
Step one tame a basilasaurs
Step two find all of these
Step three RELEASE HELP APON THEM!!!
Step two find all of these
Step three RELEASE HELP APON THEM!!!
Imagine riding a jellyfish it would be so cool to stun stuff