When I first played ark, I saw them glowing at the bottom of a lake and thought they were some kind of shiny treasure, so I swam towards them
“You have entered very dangerous waters”
Never go near it with your Dino, it will kill you, your Dino, your friends, your family, the guy down the street, some guy over in Africa, all while they won't do a thing to attack it.
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Go for a swim they said, it'll be fun they said...
It's more TentaCRUEL then TentaCOOL...
Who says Jellys cant be tamed? Hit up my boy Spongebob and Patrick and they'll show u what's up.
Ya know it was a nice day on the beach today I decided to go for a swim in the shallow water I was like what harm could it do…
I was very very wrong
Up to kill all Cnidaria
The sting feels worse than you stubbing your toe...imagine it it must be bad.
If you get stung, you can piss on it to help the rash go away.
Early Game: AHHHHHHHH HELP I HATE THESE STUPID THINGS AAAAA (dies)
Medium Game: AHHHHHHH DIEEE DIEEE HAHAHA GET REKT AAAAAAAAAAAA (dies)
End Game: haha tek saddle go brrr
Cnidaria when chillin: UAHH OUAHH
Cnidaria when dying: OUUUOAGHH
Cnidaria when attacking: *six year old electrocuting*
make the button below ascend as the Cnidarias attack you
Ascend if you hate the f*cks
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
