The part about the taming process of Sid the sloth being ‘non-violent’ is a lie. It’s violent. It’s very violent.

wow i found these in a mountain and they look like drugs addicted monkey kangaroos

In multiplayer in level 9: Oh A Char

Char:*Throws rock at me and I died)

Me:REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dis guy da drunk master he also throw poops

It looks like a cow got high...🤫

Ark devs: what animal used to be alive and looked freaky

Mother nature: here have this we don't want this three way cross breed of a zebra sloth and cow anymore

Dad on Monday with his buddy’s hits hard but on a beer it HITS HARD.

Combine a horse with a 2yro toddler and you get Chaliotherium

It’s like a raptor and a cow

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

Do you tame these things by making them drunk and then make them sign a contract to do your bidding?

This guy is basically your alcoholic uncle that’s helps you fight

Are those fists?!

Sure are! show him horse!

*gets punched across the island*

I tamed two of these at the same time and called the male one Cother and the female Chalice, they’re too op

WAIT. THERE'S BEER IN ARK

It is poop they throw and a lot of people might disagree but the game literally says that the effect you get from being hit by them is called like poop hit or smth

My stego killed 2 of these and then a rex comes and tries to kill me but I kill the rex then 3 raptors try to ki,kill, me I am at 23 hp

My friend and I were walking on the beach with our moschops and he ran up to it and punched it. It did not turn out well.

Man they murdered my poor raptor and then y tamed a giga like 90 levels later and got revenge and finally y drunk a beer and then y was the the alcoholic cow 😭

Bruh these things are uglier than me

Trike VS. chalicotheorum

Chalicotheorum: hand me my beer