Beer.

Sorry for wasting your time.

---Bob The Survivor---

For some reason my chalicotherium became lvl 6000+ like what???

Only tamed on Saturdays. Bring the boys with you or it won’t work.

Yeah... That is not a rock it something worse

Why do they attack me but not other animals?!!

This guy covered me in poop and beat me into the floor.

When Demoman gets uploaded in ARK as a horse-gorilla-therizino hybrid, but still retains his love for alcohol 🍺🍺🍺

My man chalicotherium just need a jar of good damn beer and he is yours

its just a gorilla with a cow head now you can’t unsee it🦖🦕

Your family if you were Dino’s

Mom: megalosaurus

Dad: chalio

You: baryonx

Older brother: raptor

Older sister: beaver

Grandma: snail

Grandpa: bronto

Aunt: lystro

Uncle: Rex

This is litteraly a drink till it's pretty situation wtf

Chalicotherium: 2 cups of vodka....

*pours the entire bottle*

This guy throws its own sh#t on you and your pets face and that's all you need to know

Give me or I’ll smack you

Player: no

Angry beer lover: fine here it comes whoosh

Player: missed

Angry beer lover: no I hit you I’m sleepy zzzzzzzz

Player: dang it it’s asleep now I have to wate

Fun fact will throw direa at you

If you see this guy at the pub. Run.

Poor man’s megatherium that’s also a drinking addict

When I first saw this thing and it saw it threw somthing at me and I thought it was a ball of its crap

Real men tame it with stimberies!

Man this thing can drink, not more than ne though.