What are some funny jokes or stories about the chalicotherium? Funny chalicotherium jokes submitted by ARK players.
It's a shitty tame it gets drunk a lot
A chali came up behind me and slapped me it said hahaha
They defend
They attack
Most importantly
They throw poop
A wonderful shit throwing drunk bastard that throws shit at people in bars
My question is why would this thing exist AT ALL it’s just a gorilla cow sloth that drinks bear, wait now that I say that....... GIMME GIMME GIMME (CENSORD do to “it won’t let me type the Censord thing ” It’s not even inappropriate!? also #BLM
Chali when trying to make it angry nothing. Chali when accidentally touched for 0.000000001 nano-seconds. ANGWY
Hey shitass wanna see me spee- hey wait why are you chugging so much beer- wait no no shitass don’t do this shi- aaaaaaaaah
Chalicos don’t throw shit at you for no reason maybe next time listen to their name
It is coming to kill your mom with the kids getting killed
Running enough makes a good beer maker as it is an excellent thatch and berry gatherer.
WHAT THE HECK IS THIS THING!!! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY ABSURD!!!😲😂 IT LOOKS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN A MULE AND A GORILLA!!!
Other guy: let’s kill this Dino
Me: yeah you kill it mate
Other guy : let’s do this
Me: ok
Other guy: did that thing just throw S##T at me
Me: hahahahaha
Tried to tame it 2 time and ended up killing it