I’m taming one to be either a raft turret or a living catapult by my house

Mean boi is a drunk bully. I gave him beer but he still attack me. When I said are u drunk he said: no so I asked him how much he’s been to the bar and he says I secretly live here and I’m like where do u get breakfast lunch and dinner and he’s like duh beer everyday all day and I’m like do u wanna go to rehabilitations or something?

Mao mao was killed by a lv 34 challirium

This guy are so annoying,everytime I pass by this Dino I got hit by boulder shit

u ugly cow like ugly thing!( I kill one easily with my mega mek

Everybody this is not a rock it’s poop. XD I’m still laughing it’s poop.

It’s just a drunk mix between a donkey a monkey and a drunk man with long arms

Ark creators:let’s just make this guy a bit more drunk and a bit too drunk so the players know how he’s so OP

The players:Kay

Me and my friends when we see this:it’s my dad

I named my breeding pair Chad and Karen.

Tell your beginner tribe mates that it gives amber if you keep hitting it then they will get so much stuff thrown at them and rage.

I feel, like it drinks to much beer. I'm worried about it.

great buddy to bring along when you wanna crack a cold one with the boys

When your taking a Rex but NOOO the dumb thing threw dirt

This is what happens when u put a horse ,gorilla, and an alcoholic together 👌

You need to bring the boys and some cold ones

Me:make sure he’s a virgin so when I kill him his beer won’t kill me

Friend:checks records* he’s a virgin

Me:shoots and then gets attacked

Nature’s drunks, they’ve even got the beer bellies and shit-throwing capabilities to prove it.

I was walking around then I saw the majestic thing. I looked at it, I was calm then I ran because I entered a dangerous area. I left that area then I heard huge foot steps behind me. The dumb person I am I looked behind and what do you know THE THING WAS CHASING ME! I screamed like a 2 year old running my birthday off then quickly left the game. Lol 😂

Awwwwww it’s so cute (gos to pet it) ahhh its a giant killer cow runnnn

I opted for one I found glitched on a rock for my first time taming. Lvl 11 took 3 beers this was the easiest way to tame cheers! -Artemis

Tipp: give them beer till they do everything you want from them. Same works for girls.