What are some funny jokes or stories about the chalicotherium? Funny chalicotherium jokes submitted by ARK players.
One thing why would they want beer like that makes no sense like aren't they supposed to be herbivores
he has orange lunchbox and hes twelve
Me: Ugh I’ve been looking for a chalicatherium all day. I’m gonna take a rest and enjoy a pint…
Chalicatherium: I’ll join you.
Best drinking partner ever. The even throw poop I mean mud
Um what’s it throwing at me?!?!?
These can be tamed only by being on a Saturday night, while having a good time with the boys
Aggressive much they throw rocks I think they have Autism
Next thing you know he’s gonna be on a Modelo commercial and stuff.
He's running on whiskey and white claw. Not for new players. Stay away
These guys are so alcoholic that they always throw dirt at us and smash us to death.
they have a reason to call this thing chalicotherium cuz it’s chali-holic
He’s drunk and if you give him beer he will be your friend, or you can give him tons of stimberries he’ll get sober and be thankful to you for helping him get clean, real friends tame these with stimberries
They are alcohol addicts and they have raging issues
Chali no one will tame me human with stimberries chali get that out of here
Beer
The wonderful drink of beer
Song from Darby O’Gill
Or as I like to call them, the Karen of the woods. If you ever cross their path, they throw sh** at you!
Beer beer beer beer beer is alllllll it thinks about hahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaahhahahahahhaah
They throw poopy at you and makes your screen go SPLATT!
Mmmmm beer
( A hElPfUL TiP sHoUlD HaVE MOrE WoRdS)
They throw poop at you when you agro them