What are some funny jokes or stories about the ceratosaurus? Funny ceratosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Am I the only one that thinks this looks like that godawful 2001 iguana Godzilla?
Oh no. Its a t-rex that merged with a cactus ohhh noooo.
Carry able by: nothing
Affected by: nothing
Can damage: nothing
Can fit through: nothing
Whoever said about the Godzilla 2001 thing no your not the only one
So if I get this right you have to drug your Dino and get this spikey giga to chomp him until spiny is drunken and you have to help him over his hungover?
Roses are red 🛑
Violets are blue 💙
Little did u know…🤨
I’ve been stalking u🤫
Bro this guy must be massive it can’t even fit through a behemoth gateway
Average drunk dad experience. Just feed them after they get wasted
Tame one they said, it’ll be fun they said.
This is exactly what I expect to find when my Carno leaves the same room as the Icetitan.
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Teachers: Alcohol is bad kids. Don't drink a lot of it or promote it.
Wildcard: lets add another creature that requires it to get wasted to like you.
Ceratosaurus in JW: Rex with a horn
Ceratosaurus in Ark: Destruction machine
Saw this thing running Mach 10 haven’t left my base for a week it’s still out there 0_o
Cerato: roses are red, my balls are cold, get me a drink, and do as your told.
Me: Uh oh…. I think my Carno found my steroids
Ceratosaurus: time for dinner! Hope u like spikes >:)
Kendro: I’m the spikiest Dino
Thorny: can’t be talking
Velon: I’m the definition of spikey
Certo: hold my cocktail
Carno+cactus=drunk cactus reptile. Up for more like this
He's a murderous porcupine indeed.
it's 98 not 2001.
also how did it take this long to get a cerato?!
Bro I followed a baby one and hours and hours go by thinking I could tame it but it let me go to its entire family