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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ceratosaurus? Funny ceratosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2024-10-22T12:22:42+00:00

Bro! I thought he was a cactus. I played on schorched earth or whatever and he just ambushed me!

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2024-09-05T23:00:09+00:00

Did no one else notice the prehistoric planet references when you level up? (Aka the dancing carno)

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2024-07-03T18:22:09+00:00

I saw one on the center lol

;)

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2024-08-09T00:52:54+00:00

He protecc

He attac

But most importantly…

There are spikes on his bacc

- UrLocalDuck

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2024-08-04T21:18:22+00:00

My friend thinks this beast is a passive tame-this should be interesting

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2024-07-07T15:58:33+00:00

Don’t you tame him by getting him drunk😏

score 6 · Answer 7 · 2024-05-14T23:41:12+00:00

Mate, please stop killing those Trikes. Wait, why ya running at me, mate? AAAAAHHHHHHH BLOODY HE-

*dies*

*nom nom*

---Bob The Survivor---

score 10 · Answer 8 · 2024-01-03T09:14:02+00:00

The new alcoholic carno is stupidest thing ever yet its so damn badass

score 5 · Answer 9 · 2024-05-17T12:30:54+00:00

Sorry if my previous tip was offensive.

---Bob The Survivor---

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2024-07-07T15:57:24+00:00

Took a long time to get a picture

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2024-09-14T21:48:33+00:00

Looks like someone stab a bunch of knifes from inside the creature

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2024-07-21T09:29:54+00:00

Me: just walking when I saw this mf 🤣 I had a reptile level 56 it's a crocodile he killed and run after me and I was like"o s###" and he was like " time to rip off this dudes a## and s###on him🤣🤣🤣 I tamed it somehow

score 6 · Answer 13 · 2023-12-24T07:40:06+00:00

Son:can we have a Rex

Mom:no we have Rex at home

Rex at home:

-pikacharzard-

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2024-10-08T20:02:04+00:00

If you have a Xbox controller press straight down on the left control pad and gives you faster speed and it looks like it blew up the bathroom and someone is about to kill it

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2024-08-05T13:54:42+00:00

Welcome to hell but it’s a part of sh*t

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2024-09-20T04:34:44+00:00

This good. A helpful tip should include a few more words

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2024-05-15T00:07:19+00:00

All I man think of is Jurassic Park

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2024-07-05T16:40:56+00:00

Mohammad alishan naam mera hai game Ko Naam Chahe Mohammed alishan game mera naam hai

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2024-07-08T21:51:22+00:00

Lowkey I'm a big fan of "Bob the survivor" he's hella funny in these tips, like I'd spend a whole afternoon looking for his funny tips, keep up the good work!

-seri

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2024-08-23T13:17:33+00:00

Who let the carno into the drugs and steroids