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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ceratosaurus? Funny ceratosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 6 · Answer 1 · 2024-12-22T21:21:02+00:00

Tame one they said, it’ll be fun they said.

score 86 · Answer 2 · 2024-06-30T07:54:25+00:00

Am I the only one that thinks this looks like that godawful 2001 iguana Godzilla?

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2024-12-26T19:20:03+00:00

….guys this isn’t a fictional creature…cause everyone keeps calling it carno and cactuses baby?…what?

score 52 · Answer 4 · 2024-07-03T16:47:43+00:00

Oh no. Its a t-rex that merged with a cactus ohhh noooo.

score 32 · Answer 5 · 2024-08-23T13:14:57+00:00

Whoever said about the Godzilla 2001 thing no your not the only one

score 39 · Answer 6 · 2024-07-25T18:24:39+00:00

Carry able by: nothing

Affected by: nothing

Can damage: nothing

Can fit through: nothing

score 35 · Answer 7 · 2024-07-07T12:53:55+00:00

So if I get this right you have to drug your Dino and get this spikey giga to chomp him until spiny is drunken and you have to help him over his hungover?

score 30 · Answer 8 · 2024-07-25T23:21:34+00:00

Roses are red 🛑

Violets are blue 💙

Little did u know…🤨

I’ve been stalking u🤫

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2024-12-14T06:48:10+00:00

Carno and spike wall are more than friends

score 29 · Answer 10 · 2024-07-19T17:12:56+00:00

Bro this guy must be massive it can’t even fit through a behemoth gateway

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2024-12-13T12:16:26+00:00

This guy looks like 1998 godzilla

score 6 · Answer 12 · 2024-11-09T02:31:48+00:00

Carno+cactus=drunk cactus reptile. Up for more like this

score 20 · Answer 13 · 2024-07-14T21:44:28+00:00

This is exactly what I expect to find when my Carno leaves the same room as the Icetitan.

🫥

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2024-11-15T20:26:41+00:00

Cerato: Hi I'm new!

Acro: Nobody asked...

Giga: For your opinion!

Megalo: * yawn* guys stop being harsh on him

Cerato: My model is 2001 goofy godzilla

Mods:

Godzilla: Don't chat

Mechagodzilla: GODZILLA I DMEAND A REMATCH!

Doug: Cerato dab me up

Zilla: I shall nuke this earth muahaha..... * sees Neuclear Godzilla*

Cerato: Yo devs why you make me?

Up there:

Devs: cuz we're bored

Back down:

Cerato: SO IM ALL FOR NOTHING AND IM DRUNK TOO!?

Everyone stops

Acro:....you're drunk?... HECK YEA THATS THE SPIRIT YOU

Giga: oh no not again...

score 29 · Answer 15 · 2024-04-02T03:18:39+00:00

Average drunk dad experience. Just feed them after they get wasted

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2024-12-28T07:08:22+00:00

DAD Well you see son when a heghog and a rex love each other very much they make a ceratosaurus KID ok

score 11 · Answer 17 · 2024-08-13T20:30:18+00:00

Kendro: I’m the spikiest Dino

Thorny: can’t be talking

Velon: I’m the definition of spikey

Certo: hold my cocktail

score 13 · Answer 18 · 2024-07-19T22:36:21+00:00

Me: Uh oh…. I think my Carno found my steroids

Ceratosaurus: time for dinner! Hope u like spikes >:)

score 8 · Answer 19 · 2024-09-10T20:45:45+00:00

it's 98 not 2001.

also how did it take this long to get a cerato?!

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2024-12-07T06:00:58+00:00

Noob a carno pro no it’s a Leaval 1 hacker you it’s a one horned carno