Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the cat? Funny cat jokes submitted by ARK players.
Someone is coming to shake the kibble box
Something is coming to puke on your rug
The living room will fall beneath cats
Unless you bring in the meat eating hawks
โ plastic bag
P.S if I get 10 u p s then Iโll do another one for shine horn
*GASP* TIME TO MAKE A ARMY *two hours later* MINIONS TONIGHT WE STEAL THE MOOOOON!!!!! *MEOOOOOOOOOOW*
*Makes an army*
CATS, TONIGHT, WE STEAL, THE DODOOOOOOO
We got cats in ark before grand theft auto 6
Tell me why the picture is the cat emoji ๐
Guys be careful their even more dangerous than the dodo
IF YOU KILL THESE THINGS YOU ARE A MONSTER!
Is this Firestar or Garfield?
A helpful tip needs more words๐
Me: spspspspspsp
Cat: stares at me with huge pupils
Music starts
๐ถDUN DUN
Me: where is the music coming from???
๐ถDUN DUN
cat: leaps on me and I get shredded by itโs claws
I tamed an aggressive red symbol cat by taking him into the water while he was attacking me, now he hisses everytime I pet him while my other chill cats love being petted๐
Why is the pic just a cat emoji?!
I bet this cat does more damage then the giga ๐ต๐
You cannot run. You cannot hide.
Your Freinds tried to fight it but they died.
Their fur will plague the world.
And into the cats control, the world will be hurled.
I thought this was a dinosaur game whatโs next can I get my cockatiel in ark too?๐
I was trying to find a cat to tame and put on my shoulder but EVERY cat had a red symbol EVERY SINGLE ONE
Sorry for caps ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ
I just wanted a cat
don't tame garfield guys, he ate my entire base AND my tames
I have a suggestion make it so cats always take a catbridge
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Yayyyyyy the pic isnโt an emoji lol
Someone said:
A cat what next a dog??
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Armadoggo and hyenadon:
Sick em
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