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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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Someone is coming to shake the kibble box

Something is coming to puke on your rug

The living room will fall beneath cats

Unless you bring in the meat eating hawks

— plastic bag

P.S if I get 10 u p s then I’ll do another one for shine horn

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*Makes an army*

CATS, TONIGHT, WE STEAL, THE DODOOOOOOO

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*GASP* TIME TO MAKE A ARMY *two hours later* MINIONS TONIGHT WE STEAL THE MOOOOON!!!!! *MEOOOOOOOOOOW*

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We got cats in ark before grand theft auto 6

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Tell me why the picture is the cat emoji 🐈

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Guys be careful their even more dangerous than the dodo

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IF YOU KILL THESE THINGS YOU ARE A MONSTER!

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Is this Firestar or Garfield?

A helpful tip needs more words🙄

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Me: spspspspspsp

Cat: stares at me with huge pupils

Music starts

🎶DUN DUN

Me: where is the music coming from???

🎶DUN DUN

cat: leaps on me and I get shredded by it’s claws

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I tamed an aggressive red symbol cat by taking him into the water while he was attacking me, now he hisses everytime I pet him while my other chill cats love being petted😂

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