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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the cat? Funny cat jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2025-04-08T13:01:28+00:00

it's just a damn emoji... is it even a physical thing?

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2025-04-07T20:52:48+00:00

I can not find the cats but I believe that they are in ark but they might be only with PC please make the cats not just with pcs I am good at the game but I love cats please

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2025-04-03T17:18:38+00:00

What the hell a cat!

When did they even added that

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2025-04-02T00:19:34+00:00

April fools prank? I’m wouldn’t even be surprised

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2025-04-01T21:01:09+00:00

cat and troodon fighting to see is the most useless

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2025-04-01T20:36:39+00:00

Do you think this will be a useful shoulder pet? Probably not. We will see

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2025-04-11T02:08:15+00:00

Li’l bro doesn’t belong in Ark, bro. Go to some IRL person’s house and steal tuna or somthing. lol

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2025-04-01T22:08:39+00:00

Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2025-06-30T11:29:15+00:00

It makes a sound like it is dying when it poops

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2025-09-14T12:45:46+00:00

Pov. I see a green cat

Omg wowowowowowowowwoowowowowo *grabs wyvren milk and tames* *names my cats name irl kit kat

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2025-09-20T13:05:57+00:00

Look at this dude🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2025-10-04T23:25:24+00:00

I dont have acended but from the trailer of the cat ( which I originally thought was a joke ) they seam like they make the world burn and giggle and smile while doing so they seem like theyd leve you for some other player for some better food they seem like a guy in the black market doing anything for a price or in their case tuna or fish

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2025-10-04T03:50:11+00:00

I have 15 cats in my basement

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2025-10-02T18:43:44+00:00

We’re are they. Did they dissaper?

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2025-11-14T14:59:58+00:00

Soi can doddfghff8uxgjlh sorry about that my cat took over

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2025-07-28T18:35:00+00:00

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score -3 · Answer 17 · 2025-09-25T01:32:16+00:00

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score -3 · Answer 18 · 2025-09-29T04:40:16+00:00

"Meow Meow Meow Meow meow meow meow meow woof meow meow meow meow meow"

-markaplier

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2025-10-07T02:49:21+00:00

THIS... THIS IS THE MOST POWERFULL THING IN ALL OF ARK SURVIVAL EVOLVED AND ACENDED THIS IS AN UNSTOPIBAL KILLING MACINE IF YOU INCOUNTER IT IN THE WILED RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN... ACTUALY DONT BOW DOWN TO THE OVERLORDS OF THE MULTIVERS!!!!!!!!!

score -3 · Answer 20 · 2025-10-17T15:29:58+00:00

Time to mack an army two hours later tonight we steal the mooon mewooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo