Me not having ark asended: alr let’s play some ark! Let’s tame the new cat :D. Also me: oh I forgot😭😭😭.
Btw sorry for my grammar I’m 8 also I’m getting asended next week! XD
*Makes an army*
CATS, TONIGHT, WE STEAL, THE DODOOOOOOO
Someone is coming to shake the kibble box
Something is coming to puke on your rug
The living room will fall beneath cats
Unless you bring in the meat eating hawks
— plastic bag
P.S if I get 10 u p s then I’ll do another one for shine horn
*GASP* TIME TO MAKE A ARMY *two hours later* MINIONS TONIGHT WE STEAL THE MOOOOON!!!!! *MEOOOOOOOOOOW*
We got cats in ark before grand theft auto 6
Tell me why the picture is the cat emoji 🐈
Guys be careful their even more dangerous than the dodo
Me: spspspspspsp
Cat: stares at me with huge pupils
Music starts
🎶DUN DUN
Me: where is the music coming from???
cat: leaps on me and I get shredded by it’s claws
Is this Firestar or Garfield?
A helpful tip needs more words🙄
IF YOU KILL THESE THINGS YOU ARE A MONSTER!
Don’t go up to one with a red icon….. yeah I found that one out the hard way when it ripped my face off.
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
