Me:Hasn’t played in ten years
This thing comes out of nowhere*
Me:"AWWWW how cute does it like meat?"
The cat*
*Murders me and eats the meat*
Me:"OH GOD"
-Dog
<:NEXUS:>
Any minute now, I expect this to be flooded with Warrior Cats
Me: spspspspspsp
Cat: stares at me with huge pupils
Music starts
🎶DUN DUN
Me: where is the music coming from???
cat: leaps on me and I get shredded by it’s claws
KEEP
READING
TO
FIND
OUT
SOMTIN
SHOCKING
GOING
ALMOST
THERE
YAY
YOU
DID
IT
NOW
FOR
THE
PART
…
I
WASTED
UR
TIME
AND
ALSO
CANT
WAIT
TAKE
OVER
WORLD
WITH
AN
ARMY
OF
🐈
*GASP* TIME TO MAKE A ARMY *two hours later* MINIONS TONIGHT WE STEAL THE MOOOOON!!!!! *MEOOOOOOOOOOW*
Tell me why the picture is the cat emoji 🐈
We got cats in ark before grand theft auto 6
Is this Firestar or Garfield?
A helpful tip needs more words🙄
Guys be careful their even more dangerous than the dodo
don't tame garfield guys, he ate my entire base AND my tames
IF YOU KILL THESE THINGS YOU ARE A MONSTER!
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
