Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: Really Observer fr? Why would you make a frigging house pet, it gets scared of Rickrolll rats.
Observer: You can't have direwolves as Dawgs and Sabertooths as pet cats and you can't have Roll rats for the hundredth time as pet guinne pigs and pet mice, plus the spiders from caves and insects you cannot have those.
Me: ποΈπποΈ
More Cat Funny Tips
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Any minute now, I expect this to be flooded with Warrior Cats
Me: spspspspspsp
Cat: stares at me with huge pupils
Music starts
πΆDUN DUN
Me: where is the music coming from???
πΆDUN DUN
cat: leaps on me and I get shredded by itβs claws
KEEP
READING
TO
FIND
OUT
SOMTIN
SHOCKING
KEEP
GOING
ALMOST
THERE
YAY
YOU
DID
IT
NOW
FOR
THE
SHOCKING
PART
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I
WASTED
UR
TIME
AND
ALSO
I
CANT
WAIT
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TAKE
OVER
THE
WORLD
WITH
AN
ARMY
OF
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*GASP* TIME TO MAKE A ARMY *two hours later* MINIONS TONIGHT WE STEAL THE MOOOOON!!!!! *MEOOOOOOOOOOW*
Tell me why the picture is the cat emoji π
We got cats in ark before grand theft auto 6
Is this Firestar or Garfield?
A helpful tip needs more wordsπ
Guys be careful their even more dangerous than the dodo
don't tame garfield guys, he ate my entire base AND my tames
IF YOU KILL THESE THINGS YOU ARE A MONSTER!