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What are some funny jokes or stories about the carcharodontosaurus? Funny carcharodontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Giga:ok since carch is never being added I AM THE STRONGEST ON REX
Rex:ok’:(
5 months no 10 months in the future
???:you thought I would never arrive and that you are the strongest (in jojo voice btw bc why not) well your wrong I have been waiting for my arrival all those votes saying I’m second I was first the whole time and they hid it so they can give me the strength I need
Giga:who the hell are you
???:carcharodontosaurus
Giga:NO IT CANT BE
Carch:yes it can and now I AM A GOD AMOUNGST CARNIVORS I FEED OF THE STRENGTH OF MY ENEMEYS I TAKE THERE ESSENCE TO HAVE THIS POWER YOU GIGA YOUR RAGE DOES NOTHING EXCEPT GIVE YOU GLOWING EYES AND KILL YOUR TRIBE MATES I GET MORE POWERFUL THE MORE I KILL
Giga:holy sh*t
Rex you dead
Giga:I KNOW
Dodorex:has entered the chat
Dodorex:STOP RIGHTH THERE CARCH I AM STILL HERE AND YOU HAVE TO FIGHT ME TO BE THE STRONGEST
carch:a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary
Don't be fooled!! This thing is harder and complicated to tame, harder than Giga!
I prefer Tame 5 Giga Rathen tame this thing.
It's complicated, the taming mechanics, the sniffing animation, and the final is the bug!! YES!! A BUG!
Imagine, u spot a max wild level Carha, try to tame it, bring so much Ded Dino, and then u got a bug where the Carha don't wanna eat your Ded Dino!! And the trust meter, never ever climb up.
Damn it, it's easier to tame Giga.
Just spot the Giga, trap it, shoot it with Dart or Shocking Dart, and just feed it with Kibble.
VIOLLA..! U just get your self a Giga!
No taking mechanic, no sniffing animations, and the most beautiful thing is, no more bug!!
THUMBS THIS THREAD IF SPOT THE SAME PROBLEM! SO THE OTHER SURVIVOR WILL SEE IT!
I’m just replying to the person who asked what’s biosin well it is a company in a world dominion and they made a giga hope that clears everything up plus why does everything one want a giga skin anyway it would just be a skin nothing else plus wild card did not even need to add the car car before the release of ark 2
These things are full on USELESS. Believe me or not. The only reason to have these is to show you murdered baby rexes and you're a monster. And when you kill something, it just gets faster I mean why what would It need to run from. My giga was 2 no 3 times better in all stats. This thing should ban itself from the island
- Ark Roasts