Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the carcharodontosaurus? Funny carcharodontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2024-07-23T20:15:23+00:00

No because why do they take so long to tame,the only cool thing they do is have blood dripping out their mouths!

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2022-09-28T11:01:06+00:00

Finally the carcar my favorite creature welp saying by to the yuty.

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2024-07-18T02:37:10+00:00

Put every dinosaur in ARK that is part of the Carcharodontosaurus family around a huge table and voilà you have a family reunion

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2024-07-08T16:50:21+00:00

The dont in carchadontosaurus stands for “dont spawn next to my base PLEASE

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2022-09-07T12:48:36+00:00

Get army then fight a titanosaur

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2024-06-26T20:11:50+00:00

If you got close enough to press the Dododex button...

I’d say your dead

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2023-06-15T02:11:18+00:00

If this things like high quality meals I could feed him my grandma who knows might tame and wild and get imprint of 300%

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2023-06-09T01:06:13+00:00

⏫️ if you are a perfectly sane human being who pronounces it, “Car-Car-O-Don-Toe-Soar-Us”

⏬️ if you are a mentally un-hinged maniac who pronounces it, “Car-Char-O-Dont-O-Soar-Us” or “Car-Care-O-Don-Toe-Soar-Us

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2023-05-29T17:32:32+00:00

Very scary don’t recommend approaching I was barely faster than it on my sabertooth

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2023-05-29T09:45:17+00:00

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THESE THINGS

they are quite fast and pack serious damage once this thing sees you better hope to god your speed level is enough to get away

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2024-04-27T01:11:05+00:00

I like the good,new car car but if you think it’s better than a giga tell that to my giga who killed three Rex’s at once with a level 245 leader

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2023-05-07T01:33:53+00:00

Summon command

admincheat Summon Carcha_Character_BP_C

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2023-04-18T15:18:33+00:00

Bibty Bopty your dodos are now my property.

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2025-05-07T12:55:46+00:00

Rex:where’s our baby? Charcharodontosaurus: >:) hello Rex: looks at belly sees baby owner: somebody is not needed oh look at this carch TeRmINaTe :) ok master like for more!!!

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2024-04-22T20:35:35+00:00

If you see this runnaing at you pray to wildcard you have a painless and swift death

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2024-04-06T23:23:42+00:00

Dude first time I saw one of these I just didn't know WHAT it was so I grabbed my best rex and killed it then after a while I realized what it was and somehow I couldn't find another one and I was on extinction

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2024-04-06T22:49:01+00:00

I want one because it can be better than a giga could not find it with a frog for some reason and substituted it with a dodo

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2024-04-05T19:44:28+00:00

Welcome carchar to the group of scary looking Dino’s that wildcard that decided to make a passive tame

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2024-04-03T20:49:09+00:00

I was at a shop and this carcha toy was at the top shelf I couldn’t reach so I say to the staff can u hand me the car car and they hand a toy car then I say I mean the car car really slow and they hand me another one then I say carcharadontosaurs and they give me it!!!!

GOD SAKE!

-Ark fan 1

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2023-02-19T12:34:50+00:00

Dont mistake for T-rex and shoot with tranqs on a mountain.... It wont end well. Identify before shooting!!!