Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the carcharodontosaurus? Funny carcharodontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
“Omg! A Giga remake! I wanted bison! I’m going to cry on Dododex now!” - Half the people on Dododex right now
Seriously, stop acting like this. The carchar deserved this. It got second in BOTH votes, and honestly, just because it’s a large theropod doesn’t mean it’s a Giga remake. This thing is gonna be awesome.
- Mr Man
I was at a shop and this carcha toy was at the top shelf I couldn’t reach so I say to the staff can u hand me the car car and they hand a toy car then I say I mean the car car really slow and they hand me another one then I say carcharadontosaurs and they give me it!!!!
GOD SAKE!
-Ark fan 1
Me and my tribe were just walking around with really damn good gear and we see a bunch of these guys ( we all have Rex’s and Spinos like Level 240) and we lose all except my Spino called Agent S cause he is built like a tank and does more damage than a Panzerfaust to a seagull. Then we get these Satanic creatures called Carcharodontosaurus’ and obliterate everything in existence including multiple gigas and we even used them for the reaper king. These are not Gigas these are Carchas and they are devils who should not be alive as they can rip a Rex apart with their eyes closed. You want a hairy cow over a demon? - Burgerboy125