Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the carcharodontosaurus? Funny carcharodontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 794 · Answer 1 · 2022-09-06T06:35:26+00:00

Ok.. bc it has like 19-20 digits in its name… let’s call it a Car

I mean we could call it a Carch, but that sounds wrong

-Sarco master 🐊

score 544 · Answer 2 · 2022-12-05T23:46:58+00:00

What do call it when ARK crashes while riding a carcharadontosaurus?

A car crash!

I am aware this is a terrible joke. I am so sorry you read this.

score 508 · Answer 3 · 2022-09-05T19:42:16+00:00

“Omg! A Giga remake! I wanted bison! I’m going to cry on Dododex now!” - Half the people on Dododex right now

Seriously, stop acting like this. The carchar deserved this. It got second in BOTH votes, and honestly, just because it’s a large theropod doesn’t mean it’s a Giga remake. This thing is gonna be awesome.

- Mr Man

score 9 · Answer 4 · 2026-04-19T02:29:32+00:00

It got heart failure so it got a giga heart instead.

score 333 · Answer 5 · 2022-11-07T16:08:20+00:00

ITS NOTHING LIKE A GiGa IT IS A NEW FINO NOT A GIGA RESKIN!!!!!!!!

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2026-05-23T03:51:21+00:00

Why do these and Gigas so frequently spawn in the volcano on the island, are unable to get out for some reason (even though there is a giant fricking path out of it) and then burn to death slowly #justiceforcarchasandgigas.

score 307 · Answer 7 · 2022-11-27T17:33:00+00:00

This thing is a passive tame more like a kill half the map tame.🤣

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2026-05-10T16:55:49+00:00

You know you play ark too much when you can spell its name correctly

score 251 · Answer 9 · 2022-11-20T13:27:14+00:00

The name is longer than a brontos neck.

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2026-05-11T20:17:33+00:00

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Little did u know that this is killing u

Roses are dead

Violets are gone

And u are dead

And so is ur friend

score 208 · Answer 11 · 2022-09-03T13:41:15+00:00

Syntac’s gonna mutate them like crazy

Change my mind

score 158 · Answer 12 · 2023-07-25T20:49:56+00:00

10 bucks you say it’s name right.

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2026-05-16T21:45:37+00:00

You tame ot with hugs? Very easy

score 109 · Answer 14 · 2024-02-05T03:34:15+00:00

Roses are red 🌹

Violets are blue 💙

Little did you know..🤫

This thing is right behind you..😰

Roses are bleeding🥀

Violets are dying 💔

You lost all your things 💀

And your tribe mate is crying 😭

-UrLocalDuck

score 150 · Answer 15 · 2022-11-06T18:17:48+00:00

I don’t care what people say, THIS THING IS SICK!

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2026-05-22T03:41:40+00:00

So I was trying to tame one of these guys, but then when I was dragging the baby rex, a argy swooped down and ate it, and the carcha saw me and almost killed me lol

score 143 · Answer 17 · 2022-09-04T19:42:43+00:00

To the person who said that this is is just a copy of the giga and the bison is better, you don't need to go on here and say this is bad. Wc took time to make this for us, and we should be grateful. And it also was 2nd in the vote.

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2026-04-24T14:39:25+00:00

Do not go near this thing it will kill you and and your tames

score 85 · Answer 19 · 2023-11-01T18:25:22+00:00

Carchar went to ride a car in the city of Carchar.

You don't want to know what happens next.

But... 1500 points and I'll tell.

score 123 · Answer 20 · 2022-09-08T22:32:58+00:00

either team not giga reskin, or team giga reskin

There is no middle ground

Team not giga reskin all da wayy